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☀️ “An Oasis of Love and Friendship.” 🏝️ Video Games, aesthetics, shitposts, and assorted hand picked rambles. Professional animal identifier (it’s a dog) (Game Screenshots I post usually have the name in the Alt Text) VDK for short. 30 (MDNI). He/Him
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Alright, Frieza was it, yeah okay okay I'm gonna be honest, I know everything about you. And I know you're gonna die here. Your dad too, you're both totally gonna die here.

Is this how you play STALKER? part 3, feat. what goes through my head whenever I'm recklessly throwing grenades in a game.

I never want to hear claims that gaming companies do things in response to market forces ever again. Companies do things because their coke-addled C-Suite decided it was a good idea 20 years ago and never change.

Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data

Is this how you play STALKER? part 3, feat. what goes through my head whenever I'm recklessly throwing grenades in a game.

Stellar Blade? Maybe you might want to get out of your Cellar and touch a Blade of grass for a change!

Fist bumped Will.i.am. Didn’t know I did until hours later because I thought he was just some guy.

jk simmons srs simmons

staying awake until 3 am googling "why are deer so stupid"

oh my god

My dog threw up on my comforter so now I’m at the laundromat. Good excuse to spend the afternoon reading. Not too far into The Wager, but I am a sucker for seafaring tales.

Every few days I'm reminded that you need to have at least one pervert on your team.

*curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

shadering

❌ work from home ✅ work from gnome

In moments like this, i remember Lemmino's Grazed by the Apocalypse video, in which as some point he talks how close humanity has been to be destroyed by pure incompetence. Kinda crazy how close we are to that thanks to the dumbasses in charge of everything in the world.

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Video should honestly be retitled “How Hoyoverse fans are the stupidest marks in gaming”. Why am I getting recommended this trash?

A good summation of what its like to see the news everyday.

Most things are made out of rocks when you think about it. Masonry? Rocks. Clay? Mud, which is liquid rocks. Metal? Rocks that we made hot. Plastic and polymer? Rocks but fake. Wood? Uhhh… it’s hard, so kind of like a rock.

"Accident" on the shore, next to the Fishing Village (Disco Elyisum, ZA/UM, 2019)

I have most of your games as ignored fuck off please.

I’m over here Ratcheting my Clank

Doing that thing that I do after finishing a game where I stare at my list of games until something jumps out of me. Help me choose. -S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chornobyl -Elden Ring (no) -Halo 3 -Cities Skylines (This will plunge me into a state where I forget the world exists)

Suddenly realized there's not a single female in the COD Modern Warfare series so i posit its the gayest series ever made. Total sausage fest, sucking and fucking and shooting the bad guys.