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btw under dark woke you will get your baconators and frostys from Wendell's. he will be on t and you will like it

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

For Figging?? Gonna use the tags from meow on #BirdCrimesComic #avian

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Got a fortune cookie that said "let your excited heart give away its biggest secret today". In that spirit I would like to reveal that I am in fact A deer.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Pros of new job: Stunning new opportunity! Cons of new job: realizing exactly why they offer such good dental and health insurance as a benefit

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Pfft. Let them. Because none of you bitches are giving Microsoft another cent of your money until they stop profiting off of genocide anyway, RIGHT?

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

the media is going to assist in making youth transgender care illegal and then they’ll move onto their next goal of making it illegal across the board. anyone going along with this is a fascist

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Looking through my old files

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aliens Are here and know every Language

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

mcu fans when you say your favorite film is a 105 minute indie character drama instead of a three-hour slopfest starring the physical embodiment of American imperialism

submitted 1 day ago • 62 comments

“My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody” -Inflation fetishist in Witness Protection

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Important content from the official Scatman John FB page

submitted 60 days ago • 26 comments

Nostalgia Critic: The Abridged Series

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

arm cannons

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heartbreaking: i see my own headless body in the half-second of sapience after decapitation but my brain cant send the proper signals to give myself an erection

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

oblivion remastered mods are getting really good

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

what the woke media didnt want you to see is that in super mario world he actually makes the turtles fall off the wire fence by tickling their penises

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[2800 AD] CYBORG: yeah it's called 'borat' or something. apparently it was a film they used to quote a lot before the Time of the Great Burning. they had a copy on the datacore but an infophage ate it. it's unrecoverable GENESPLICE: who told you about this? CYBORG: [totally normal voice] my wife

submitted 2 days ago • 62 comments

A young, hungover magistrate. #art #astarion #bg3

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

for more information on my game or to contact me, please join this barely-moderated discord packed full of so much vitriol and ire that i've made it a point to never set foot into it

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Environmental storytelling

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pet the animal

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"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..." "oh, like the truth that can be felt?" "yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within." "wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence." "exactly."

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

*seeing a hot girl* jock: wow her body is so sexy! nerd: i bet her mind is epic!! sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison

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Wish i could enjoy SINNERS, but the excess talk about “ Pussy eating” (and literally showing it) put me off completely. In the words of Batman: heroes don’t do that. First Coogler L -ROC

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

Hands! #art #dudrow #astarion

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

Mopheads

submitted 3 days ago • 44 comments

She may be fired withing the first week, but everyone will remember her as the most beautiful woman to ever steal food from every single order.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I ate a whole tin of weed gummies and watched "My Dinner with Andre" and I kept saying "Damn, this is like the original podcast." I said it like eight times, to no one, I was watching the movie by myself.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Please help us correct misinformation! Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans". We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community. Find out more @ translifeline.org

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments