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dropped my egg & kimchi breakfast taco and accidentally made a michelin star plating?

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So my question is what does he think the mask does for him in this situation

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the timeline today

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Me: [sitting in the tub loudly singing a song about weasels] @jaybeans.bsky.social: Where is that song from? me: Where all songs come from. My heart.

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The band Lawrence reminds me of 90s sitcom opener music (not derogatory—I like it). Can you think of any other songs, bands, or musicians that have that same vibe, or maybe sound like commercial jingles?

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goblin

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The beauty of rank-choice voting: when I voted I didn’t think she would win, but I wanted her to win. She was my 1st choice, & I had more “reasonable” backups. But I wasn’t the I let one who felt that way, and she won. Now we have someone with a backbone after years of LePage’s absolute garbage!

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I bet it’d be a bestseller.

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I have no idea what “Ethan vs Hasan” means but I think it’s probably better that way

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Accidentally just made a 4th friend. Do I have to drop someone? How does this work?

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I have found a lot of great spots since moving to LA, but I still haven’t found the perfect bar to become a regular at. My gold standard was Alibi in Brooklyn: Irish bartenders but no “Irish” typefaces, casual cocktails but nothing fancy, and they carded hard. m.yelp.com/biz/alibi-br...

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If any horror movie writers need inspiration, the sound of my cat emerging from my French armoire after his afternoon naps is absolute nightmare fuel.

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With all the dystopian news these days, fascism on the rise, war, environmental collapse, etc - it's almost refreshing to see The Guardian reporting on a 18th century vicar who got his butt stuffed with twigs and fabric (postmortem)

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NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.

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#booksky

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It's the most wonderful time of the year

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I think rich people should all hire 1 normal person a year to talk back to them about how awful they are. At the end of the year your service is up and you get a million dollars. Like jury duty but more annoying and more lucrative.

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Yo my beloved nerds! There's a JACK KIRBY exhibit at the skirball!

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i love these little idiot asshole birds #art 🪶

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Just realized that since I deleted all my old posts off IG that I don't have this posted on any of my socials so let's fix that

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Anyone know a great use for vegetable broth? I want to use up my backstock so I have room to make more.

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The next novel has begun

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The most incredible thing my husband has ever shouted is when he caught a glimpse of something in a field and yelled “OH MY GOD ITS A GIANT FAKE POLAR BEAR!” This was amazing for several reasons, those being 1. We were in Hawaii And 2. It was a cow

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I’m gonna need a bunch of you to start popping out babies because I am way too into quilting and have no room to start collecting quilts for myself.

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Because it's a woman-specifically a white woman--doing awful things. As I say here, white women are afforded an innocence that is both a reward and a leash that ensures they work diligently on behalf of a patriarchy upon which their own livelihood depends. www.feministgiant.com/p/essay-the-...

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Man, the soundtrack for those early Grey’s Anatomy seasons still slaps so incredibly hard. Goddamn ChopShop knows how to set a tone.

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BREAKING — Beker was released last night from ICE custody in Tacoma! He was given no explanation for his detainment or his release. helenair.com/news/state-r...

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guy who invented gender, struggling to live up to the hype with his next project: so we all wear a special hat based on what our blood type is and if you wear the wrong kind of hat we shoot you with a gun

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I got too many scraps to use them all in the baby book, so I guess now I’m making crazy quilts in color blocks.

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Life hack for the spoonies: I added “experience pain” to my to-do list on Finch so I get to check it off each day unless I have a really good day. It balances out the days when I can’t get as many things done.

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Hivemind: what is the going rate for a simple logo?

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Client: I want thing A Me: you aren’t going to want thing A because of reason Me: puts in thing A Client: I don’t want thing A Me: removes thing A Twice TODAY so far

dropped my egg & kimchi breakfast taco and accidentally made a michelin star plating?

So my question is what does he think the mask does for him in this situation

the timeline today

Me: [sitting in the tub loudly singing a song about weasels] @jaybeans.bsky.social: Where is that song from? me: Where all songs come from. My heart.

The band Lawrence reminds me of 90s sitcom opener music (not derogatory—I like it). Can you think of any other songs, bands, or musicians that have that same vibe, or maybe sound like commercial jingles?

goblin

I bet it’d be a bestseller.

I have no idea what “Ethan vs Hasan” means but I think it’s probably better that way

Accidentally just made a 4th friend. Do I have to drop someone? How does this work?

I have found a lot of great spots since moving to LA, but I still haven’t found the perfect bar to become a regular at. My gold standard was Alibi in Brooklyn: Irish bartenders but no “Irish” typefaces, casual cocktails but nothing fancy, and they carded hard. m.yelp.com/biz/alibi-br...

If any horror movie writers need inspiration, the sound of my cat emerging from my French armoire after his afternoon naps is absolute nightmare fuel.

With all the dystopian news these days, fascism on the rise, war, environmental collapse, etc - it's almost refreshing to see The Guardian reporting on a 18th century vicar who got his butt stuffed with twigs and fabric (postmortem)

NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.

#booksky

It's the most wonderful time of the year

I think rich people should all hire 1 normal person a year to talk back to them about how awful they are. At the end of the year your service is up and you get a million dollars. Like jury duty but more annoying and more lucrative.

Yo my beloved nerds! There's a JACK KIRBY exhibit at the skirball!

i love these little idiot asshole birds #art 🪶

Just realized that since I deleted all my old posts off IG that I don't have this posted on any of my socials so let's fix that

Anyone know a great use for vegetable broth? I want to use up my backstock so I have room to make more.

The next novel has begun

The most incredible thing my husband has ever shouted is when he caught a glimpse of something in a field and yelled “OH MY GOD ITS A GIANT FAKE POLAR BEAR!” This was amazing for several reasons, those being 1. We were in Hawaii And 2. It was a cow

I’m gonna need a bunch of you to start popping out babies because I am way too into quilting and have no room to start collecting quilts for myself.

Because it's a woman-specifically a white woman--doing awful things. As I say here, white women are afforded an innocence that is both a reward and a leash that ensures they work diligently on behalf of a patriarchy upon which their own livelihood depends. www.feministgiant.com/p/essay-the-...

Man, the soundtrack for those early Grey’s Anatomy seasons still slaps so incredibly hard. Goddamn ChopShop knows how to set a tone.

BREAKING — Beker was released last night from ICE custody in Tacoma! He was given no explanation for his detainment or his release. helenair.com/news/state-r...

guy who invented gender, struggling to live up to the hype with his next project: so we all wear a special hat based on what our blood type is and if you wear the wrong kind of hat we shoot you with a gun

I got too many scraps to use them all in the baby book, so I guess now I’m making crazy quilts in color blocks.

Life hack for the spoonies: I added “experience pain” to my to-do list on Finch so I get to check it off each day unless I have a really good day. It balances out the days when I can’t get as many things done.

Hivemind: what is the going rate for a simple logo?

Client: I want thing A Me: you aren’t going to want thing A because of reason Me: puts in thing A Client: I don’t want thing A Me: removes thing A Twice TODAY so far

Pretty much what I say to myself every day.

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