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So I read this, and as someone who's spent their entire career in the trenches of "how do we keep the tension between Good Guys and Bad Guys interesting," I have Some Thoughts www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/v...

What is something nice you've done for yourself recently? What is the last thing that made you smile? What is something you are looking forward to? Who is the last person you've helped?

I’m not doomscrolling I’m just in my calamity era

Oh man, I almost forgot these!

Trump and his admin trying to force journalists and news orgs to report outlandish lies as facts to gain access to him strikes me as classic abuser behavior

I'm seriously considering just an outright ban on resellers buying @haveibeenpwned.com subscriptions for customers. It's just constant dramas, support overhead, obnoxious responses and confusion. What are customers actually getting from resellers, other than *massive* price markups?

I did not like my institutions but they were MY institutions.

Hey if y'all haven't tried 5calls yet now is a wonderful time to try it. I promise you it's better than doomscrolling

Hits differently right now (from the Renwick Museum across the street from the White House)

“If everything is a crisis then nothing is a crisis” is not aging well in this age of Oops! All Crises!

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

A QA tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

If you are a bot following us is not good enough. You have to reshare our safety info and protect your bot family.

donezo

Instead of doomscrolling, you could play Minesweeper, dungeon edition. danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper

Damn, this is a big deal!

An ideal world isn't possible without idealists working to make it a reality.

After all of the infosec chatter about how you probably don't need a VPN, age verification has made PornHub block access in most Southern states and TikTok's about to block US IPs. We are entering a new age of internet censorship and you might need a non-shady VPN.

OK, we're gonna get on Flickr. We're gonna start blogs. We're gonna share our bookmark lists and start doing meetups.

Tablets are the crabs of computing devices.

Are you worried that your child might be a changeling? Don't worry, here are a few ways to find out (according to Icelandic folklore)🧵: -Put the child on top of an altar. Changelings really hate that. -Ask the child how old it is, it might slip and admit that actually, it is 80 years old.

One of my least favorite current trends is categorizing anything one has not personally heard of as "Discourse" to dismiss it. It's okay to have missed a headline, but there's no meaningful category that contains everything a person sees under "not everybody's up with The Discourse" in a day.

Sometimes I worry that holing up during COVID destroyed my ability to have normal conversations with people, but then I remember that I lacked the ability to be normal in conversations way before 2019.

*crankily* people are getting snark all over my earnest posting

I agree with Jamelle. But I think it's also important to acknowledge that 1) cooking is a skill, and 2) there are costs to home cooking beyond laying out cash for groceries—think labor, the mental load of planning, etc

Rolling into 2025 like

lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.