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Pimento cheese fucks

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Im rewatching Barbie (2023) and it’s kinda disturbingly prescient

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BÖRGER

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If you think about it the the British Mayoral Gold Chain of Office is the perfect mayoral accessory. It’ll look dignified on a good mayor and a bad mayor will always look like an absolute bellend in one. Win win.

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Democrats should never have stopped calling these guys weird couchfuckers

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I don't follow hockey but I'm glad Canada kicked our asses

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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

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If y'all want some cheering up go listen to some Chumbawumba. Shit'll get you fired up.

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This is how your email finds me.

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Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

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Nothin’ hits the spot like some 11pm meatloaf

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I think the biggest lie in the world is that there are things that can’t be changed. Everything but physical laws can be changed if you have a will too change them.

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The entire discussion of the child’s name in Carpe Jugulum is maybe the single best one-off gag in Discworld. King My-God-Hes-Heavy the III seriously lights my ass up every time

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There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted

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its time that we confront some hard truths. loaded french fries are fucking garbage

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Meatloaf and miso honey butter carrots

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It occurs to me that our country is currently being lead by a dumber version of the Brothers Horne.

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We don’t talk about how Andy smashing himself in the head with a porch board is a peak moment in TV physical comedy. Just masterful. Glorious.

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Valentimes day cuteness for yall

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Totally. I'm absolutely serious that I would watch a Klingon space action soap starring Lursa & B'Ator. give me their backstories, their family drama, their ongoing agenda of conquests, victory and fucking with Starfleet. these ladies were LIVING

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“Thousands of clay tablets uncovered across Mesopotamia show that scribes gave short shrift to an animal that was difficult to tax. And excavations reveal that those living in wealthy households, palaces, and temples came to prefer mutton and beef, likely reflecting pork’s lowly reputation.”

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The Russians have lost most of an entire fleet to a nation that doesn't have a navy, what the fuck is hegseth talking about man

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Republicans love killing kids

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Idk a better way to put this but it’s the musical personification of a god; power and grace and passion and deliberate

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A absolutely adore the dynamics of the piano in Rhapsody in Blue. It goes from a mouse whisper to filling the whole space

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Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 is a whole mood right now. Like imagine smashing Nazi faces to this?

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If my car starts showing me ads, I’m driving to the dealership and demand it’s disabled or I get the full purchase price of the car back in cash immediately and if they say no, imma need bail.

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you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy

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Oh for gods sake, how insecure and small in your supposed masculinity do you have to be to waste time changing NOTAM back to Notice to AirMEN

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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

Pimento cheese fucks

Im rewatching Barbie (2023) and it’s kinda disturbingly prescient

BÖRGER

If you think about it the the British Mayoral Gold Chain of Office is the perfect mayoral accessory. It’ll look dignified on a good mayor and a bad mayor will always look like an absolute bellend in one. Win win.

Democrats should never have stopped calling these guys weird couchfuckers

I don't follow hockey but I'm glad Canada kicked our asses

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

If y'all want some cheering up go listen to some Chumbawumba. Shit'll get you fired up.

This is how your email finds me.

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

Nothin’ hits the spot like some 11pm meatloaf

I think the biggest lie in the world is that there are things that can’t be changed. Everything but physical laws can be changed if you have a will too change them.

The entire discussion of the child’s name in Carpe Jugulum is maybe the single best one-off gag in Discworld. King My-God-Hes-Heavy the III seriously lights my ass up every time

There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted

its time that we confront some hard truths. loaded french fries are fucking garbage

Meatloaf and miso honey butter carrots

It occurs to me that our country is currently being lead by a dumber version of the Brothers Horne.

We don’t talk about how Andy smashing himself in the head with a porch board is a peak moment in TV physical comedy. Just masterful. Glorious.

Valentimes day cuteness for yall

Totally. I'm absolutely serious that I would watch a Klingon space action soap starring Lursa & B'Ator. give me their backstories, their family drama, their ongoing agenda of conquests, victory and fucking with Starfleet. these ladies were LIVING

“Thousands of clay tablets uncovered across Mesopotamia show that scribes gave short shrift to an animal that was difficult to tax. And excavations reveal that those living in wealthy households, palaces, and temples came to prefer mutton and beef, likely reflecting pork’s lowly reputation.”

The Russians have lost most of an entire fleet to a nation that doesn't have a navy, what the fuck is hegseth talking about man

Republicans love killing kids

Idk a better way to put this but it’s the musical personification of a god; power and grace and passion and deliberate

A absolutely adore the dynamics of the piano in Rhapsody in Blue. It goes from a mouse whisper to filling the whole space

Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 is a whole mood right now. Like imagine smashing Nazi faces to this?

If my car starts showing me ads, I’m driving to the dealership and demand it’s disabled or I get the full purchase price of the car back in cash immediately and if they say no, imma need bail.

you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy

Oh for gods sake, how insecure and small in your supposed masculinity do you have to be to waste time changing NOTAM back to Notice to AirMEN

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

I can’t wait for the next Taylor Swift album to be called Lix.

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

Fuck off T-Mobile, fuck off into a fire forever