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I follow people who make me think, make me smile, and amuse my weird sense of humour. He/His.
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We have just been given an exercise bike... In other news, I am very unfit.

Seeing as it's the Daily Mail, it presumably looks like someone from MAFS.

A grey fantail ... fanning its tail 😀 Arid Lands, Port Augusta.

OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER

It's a day for me to celebrate another trip around the sun. I am officially old. Come to think of it, I have been for ages.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.

Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

Traditional Easter greetings from Takayna

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.

I’m an introvert. It’s not that I don’t like people — I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. I’m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. I’m low maintenance, high depth. If I choose your company, it means everything.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Top tip: deter burglars by leaving three bowls of porridge at different temperatures on your kitchen table when you go out.

“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”

I saw the picture of Rowling smoking and have to ask - did anyone warn the cigar that she’s carcinogenic

Neurodivergent people have always been there (we just weren't 'looking' before) open.substack.com/pu... Sharing this post again, for no real reason *cough* RFKjrSpoutingDangerousBullshit *cough* #RFKjr #Autism #WTActualF

Nothing but contempt for JK Rowling and her gang of TERFy ghouls who bully the most vulnerable people and claim it's about "women's rights". Ghastly, vicious morons.

Wombats can eat really tough plants (ones that include grains of glass-like silica) as their teeth never stop growing. As they are worn down at the tip, they just regrow from the root. #WombatWednesday #fieldwork #Tasmania #wombat #MammalWatching #WildOz #wombats

@gregjenner.bsky.social Did you know that you were an answer to a general knowledge question on Australian Mastermind last night? Something like "Who is the host of the comedy history podcast 'You're Dead To Me'?" The contender got the answer right.

Even if Hermes made their bags in Italy, with Italian leather, and had them hand stitched with gold thread, by expert artisans who live in a castle run by magic pixies - $30,000 is STILL a rip off. It’s a bag.

AI is contributing to the need for more computing hardware, which puts a strain on the supply of rare earth minerals, which is why we’re deep sea mining. So those fake AI videos of deep sea “creatures” are not only bullshit, they are contributing to the destruction of real deep sea ecosystems.

Of all the sci-fi franchises, the most scientifically likely features a slow, resource-hungry, capitalism-driven expansion of humanity, leaving mundane mess in its wake, into a galaxy that features no aliens at all - Red Dwarf.

It's very easy to not use AI image generators. Less than zero effort required. There's no reason to help normalise it at all.

Dissected Lego Man by Jason Freeny.

your daily reminder: being a nice person doesn’t cost you anything and it’s one of the best things that you can do for yourself and others

Kate Bush Wuthering Heights triptych 💃

As well as my "normal" old-man conditions of high blood pressure, gout and an enlarged prostate, it seems that I am now developing cataracts.

The BBC just said tourists are avoiding the US because of trade tensions, but I'd strongly suggest it's because they don't want to be bundled into a van and locked up for having a tattoo, or for posting about Gaza on social media.

We just published some new #science on forest habitat loss in Tasmania! here's a quick thread! Swift parrots are Critically Endangered because of habitat loss. Until now, nobody has quantified the amount and trends of forest loss and degradation! 1/8 🧵 🦜🧪

I hope our government doesn’t negotiate anything away to get out of Trump’s tariffs. While everyone is focussed on tariffs, Trump and his stable of arse-licking billionaires and lackeys will be busy buying up cheap stocks - cheap because Trump has deliberately crashed the stock market.

Most birds have a fight or flight response. He forgot we’re flightless birds.

They’re tariffing the Australian Penguins! #auspol #Australia #Politics