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A wild bird appears! ~STATISTICS~ - Age: 20 stupid years - Pronouns: you bet - Sexuality: consenting men and nonbinary adults - Interests: little jagged objects - Politics: the concept of the power of shadows - Flaws: cis/white, angry, strange aftertaste
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Shout out to cats, without them in existence I would have killed so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so many people and then myself.

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When will Sonic: Leashed come out? I haven't gotten an erection since 1995, and I was born in 2004.

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Has someone edited lighting coming out of the end of Al Green's cane yet? Someone will. I have faith.

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Please be patient with me, I'm from a broken home.

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Oh my tits that's actually his real voice.

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I wonder if the Joker from Batman would have turned out any different if he fell into a vat of therapists instead of a vat of kooky juice. Anyone else wondering the same thing, you pathetic fucking worms?

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I'm sick of this whole matter lark, that and this whole sentient wads of flesh business. It's fucking silly, no?

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People who like electroswing, what the fuck? It's not a bad genre, I don't hate or dislike it, but what the fuck?

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And not a drop to

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Dogshit, dogshit everywhere

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If I manifest hard enough, do we think that Donald J Trump will be skullfucked to death by a silverback gorilla? #positivethinking #mindfulness

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Stop picking on Adrien Brody, he seems like a nice and handsome-type man. I've only ever seen him in Peaky Blinders, but he did a funny The Godfather from The Godfather voice, so he deserves some leeway you worms!!!

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Who the cuck sucking fuck is Oscar?

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I don't know who this Chappell Roan character is, but if the lesbians are alright with her, then she's alright with me.

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🎶I am the opinion man I rustle up opinions as fast as I can If you don't agree, well that's just swell I'll cry and scream and shit my pants until you placate me Because I'm the opinion man New nursery rhyme to sing on the ride to work with your spawn, I hope it goes far in the lizard community.

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Not to be disrespectful or anything, but I'd kick myself if I didn't shoot my shot on this one, so here goes: When the Pope dies, if such a situation arises in which the only reasonable course of action is to dispose of his body by eating him, I volunteer to do so. This is my official application.

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