vomit-bird.bsky.social
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~STATISTICS~
- Age: 20 stupid years
- Pronouns: you bet
- Sexuality: consenting men and nonbinary adults
- Interests: little jagged objects
- Politics: the concept of the power of shadows
- Flaws: cis/white, angry, strange aftertaste
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I piss with the door closed when I'm home alone and I know no one's coming back. What if I get robbed? I don't want a burglar to see me in my special pissing outfit!
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*this, not his
And also sorry again.
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This is amazing art, and I don't want to be a stupid prick...
But I didn't see the first panel before his and I thought the dish in her hand was a disembodied bum because my brain is not okay. I thought that she's sad because her man's arse fell off.
It's really really good, this is totally on me.
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You misspelled "Ringu" as wrangle.
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WHHHYYYYYYYYYY!?!?
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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You really need to specify that after you do this the toilet doesn't actually spit out a pound of beef, I feel that a lot of beef-hungry people are going to feel scammed if they do this.
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My dad did this on one occasion, and the best thing about that is I'm 99% sure that he himself never really wiped his arse for reasons too grotty to get into. I, on the other hand, very almost Johnny-Cashed my anus.
The one good thing he ever did for me was radicalise me communism-wise.
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Yes, but I'm not telling.
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Yeah. Iron Man 2 was fucking crazy, people.
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and it's in the shape of a pyramid and you have to answer a sphinx's riddles to get in and if you take anything off the shelves you have to get it to the store clerk in time before a big mummy curses you and locusts eat all your skin and also the clerk is a nudist and - I know what I said - and also
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I'll hold you responsible, how about that? It's the best I can do. You don't get to decide for what, though.
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I've seen fatter pigeons this week, but I guess I didn't take photos of them, so who's the sucker now? Not the pigeon, I'll tell you that for free.
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Cum is fum.
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I quit watching after season 1 and can't decide if your account is going to make me start watching FROM again so I understand more of the references in your posts, or never watch it as these are funnier w/o context. This dilemma makes me feel like I'm in the TV show FROM, you might have heard of it.
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Once again the woke left is subliminally compelling me to try eating ASS.
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What if Al Green had stood up and laid an egg? What if he sold that egg at a reasonable cost? Would that appease him? Huh?
So much bs to hide their real concern that "uh-oh, he's making us look comparatively bad, people will pressure us to actually do things (i.e. the bare minimum) even more now."
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I'm so hot, the water gets burnt. I don't mean I'm sexy, I'm just a very ill man.
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Thank you Swedish Chef from the Muppets, I love you Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
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Obligatory git gud.
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Where's dorcelessness AiAi?
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#I'dRatherNot
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Holy piss I read this entire thing and thought you were talking about Melania Trump.
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I don't know who you are but I'm so very fucking proud of you for posting this.
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I'm not a necrophile and, more importantly, I don't fuck conservatives.
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They said "already developed", not fully developed. That doesn't necessarily imply fully-developed. So long as we're being pedantic. Which you are. And I am. So we are.
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Found em, "Otter the Author" - their Instagram account is here, don't know if they're on Bsky.
www.instagram.com/ottykyun/
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By the looks of it they signed it "OTA"