Is there anything more humiliating than scooping your own poop out of a little depressed paper bowl with a tiny plastic spoon to send to a lab because I can’t think of anything - ThreadSky

grendelsmom.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Is there anything more humiliating than scooping your own poop out of a little depressed paper bowl with a tiny plastic spoon to send to a lab because I can’t think of anything

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eboldy.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think the more humiliating part is delivering it 😭

grendelsmom.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lmao the FedEx guy was like not trying to take the package and I wanted to be like it’s in like seventeen envelopes man I promise you will not come in contact w my poop

eboldy.bsky.social•1 day ago

elena you’re so bougie you get your literal shit fedexed, I’ve just had to walk back into the lab with a bright biohazard bag in my hand lmao

grendelsmom.bsky.social•1 day ago

I did have to do that the first time and I didn’t love it so I should be pleased about the FedEx situation

dangertits.bsky.social•1 day ago

He needs to calm down, those packages are already covered in shit. I assume everything outside my house is covered in shit. Went through a factory? Alllllll the piss and shit