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i made some graphs abt this

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

I think that if you were not familiar with the supposed political values of the Democratic Party, its performance over the last five months would lead you to conclude that they are primarily a pro-genocide party with center right economics and a fierce commitment to loyalty and gate keeping.

submitted 4 hours ago • 78 comments

They've also munched down the radish sprouts, two ? annual flowers, and most of a dahlia. Unless it's snails or something. But the peas they haven't bothered

submitted 28 minutes ago • 0 comments

Saw a lady truly committed to skincare at the park: jacket, hood, gloves. No mask so I guess sort of committed

submitted 36 minutes ago • 0 comments

If bindweed has no haters I am not alive

submitted 42 minutes ago • 0 comments

Future texting meme: the real explosively formed penetrator was your soul demolishing the bunker of my heart. We should negotiate a treaty of love for the nuclear enrichment of that booty

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language

submitted 19 hours ago • 117 comments

Alright who will be the first to say Iran is doing settler colonialism

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

submitted 1 day ago • 420 comments

"We found too many slaves’"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The well there's your problem guy thought the biggest problem with the tariffs was we wouldn't be able to replace electrical infrastructure stuff like blown transformers. With the big heat wave next week, I guess we'll find out!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Real alarmists like the federal reserve recently said that financing mortgages in California will soon become impossible because of the climate fueled fire and flood risks

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Someone in the replies called this doordash for bears and I can't stop laughing

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

“That’s why I make the big bucks.” - large game taxidermists

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Etymology fact of the week: "calque" is a loanword, while "loanword" is a calque. #etymology #language #linguistics

submitted 167 days ago • 7 comments

Mr. Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim's right to exist as a Nord state? Mr. Mamdani do you condemn the Forsworn? Mr. Mamdani will you honor the right of the Altmer, as the chosen race, to maintain their post-White-Gold Concordat territorial integrity?

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

submitted 3 days ago • 109 comments

Go ahead and mark that pinochet-soccer stadiums parallel down

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Quick close your eyes and imagine the worst thing you could do and in the aftermath the news would describe you as a frustrated idealist

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

submitted 3 days ago • 114 comments

mfw I see a pretty girl

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Sounds more like they're just feeding rockets to the ocean at this point

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

On the one hand "lol, lmao," but on the other hand, surely, there is no environmental cost

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

🧵 for many others

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Really not excited to get bombarded with all the propaganda saying Iranians need to be liberated from islam

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

what in the A/B test is this

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

submitted 4 days ago • 441 comments

I just had a vision of another life fixing lamps and clocks and whatnot. I guess this is my what if I became a farmer moment.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment