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Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are! (he/him)
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Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

submitted 9 hours ago • 42 comments

Haven't had this much last-minute bullshit since MK Wii. Almost without fail some bullshit stops me right in front of the finish line, just long enough for the chucklefuck right behind me to pass me by .000005 seconds. No I'm not mad

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submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

CapriSun Pacific Cooler 😎

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Folks, remember

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Turns out much of the Switch 2 pre-release concern was just miscommunication - Switch 2 is fully playable from the go without an internet connection - Switch 2 Edition games are SW2 branded red carts that include BOTH the SW1 and SW2 native builds on them and work on both consoles!

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

A Gen 10 pokemon will be evolve this way won’t it

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

Whoever is fucking up the FGS stream is gonna get fired lol

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Can I call it ableist when every fucking vertical mouse review video is like "What kind of wacky mouse looks like this!?" like it's some alien idea to angle a mouse for ergonomics. I hate seeing that my essential adaptive tech is treated like a peculiar oddity.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If only there was a piece of media about people using technological advancement for financial benefit despite the risks to workers

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Oh that was the whole thing pfft haha

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Historically Devolver's show has always been great even if some of the games are mid/not my thing. Will I play Ball X Pit? Nope, but I enjoyed that

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I am not hopeful for the rest of the not-E3 lmao

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Much better hat energy in day of the devs

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

"God I hope we're done so I can go do something els-" DEVOLVER DIGITAL PRESENTS :D

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Still thinking about "A solo dev and nine of their friends"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Futaba finds out Joker is in Sonic Racing: Crosswords

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

My favorite part of SGF was when the Splitgate dude said he wanted to "Make FPS Great Again" and then announced a battle royale mode with Imagine Dragons playing.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

hat aside, "i'm sick of playing the same Call of Duty every year" is a real telling on yourself type statement. play something else. there's so much else.

submitted 3 days ago • 56 comments

AUSTIN WINTORY CONFIRMED FOR SWORD OF THE SEA FUCK YES

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Despite never playing a Resident Evil (other than a couple hours of 4), something about that trailer for 9 really piqued me. I definitely have a thing for the "Going back to where it all began" narrative

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Could've missed the show 🤷

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

See I was hearing good things about the game, but then the dev showed up

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bad taste in hat

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Why does every Chinese souls-like look the exact same?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hero shooter/MOBA In CE 2025 Seriously

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yo Bug's Life 2 is a lot darker than I expected

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

grafix

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Mario Party LEGO Like not even hiding it lol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

IOI always has my attention just for their quality

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So fucking hype for Mina the Hollower

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

YACHT CLUB finally a real dev

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Legitimately struggling to tell when one game trailer ends here

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

All these random cuts what the fuck is going on

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

we need a rule that you can’t have the word chrono in your title unless you’re making a Chrono game!!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

ARC Raiders looks so good, but it's just not my genre

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments