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Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are! (he/him)
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Axe of Justice

So Daisy, Wario, and Rosalina couldn't do it, but fucking CONKDOR has no issues??? I won with a huge lead???

150cc Knockout is CBT #MarioKartWorld

Oh my god #Rimworld Odyssey looks amazing. Since we'll no longer be paycheck-to-paycheck soon, I think it might be my birthday present to myself :D

At least with an invisible #disability I could get away with not being too self conscious about my physical appearance. But that would have been too easy so of course I have dermatitis to constantly stress about. #NEISvoid

When the lichs that have been controlling the lands for eons sense another soulless presence on their territory

Just finished Ch. 3 of Deltarune. How is everyone not tearing up at all the non-joke dialogue? This game is killing me

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

So 150cc Knockout is just the CPU waiting until the end to snipe you huh?

PSA 🚨 Switch 2 battery indicator displays incorrectly Easy fix from Nintendo ⏬ - Power off your console - Press and hold down volume up (+) and volume down (-) buttons and power on the system - Keep holding + and - until you enter Recovery Mode - Press the power button to turn it off Fixed!

four rosalina costumes and the cowards didn't add this

Sad it's with Deep Cut since they're my least favorite of the three groups, but I guess they're the most recent so eh. Still very excited since multiplayer is the part of Splatoon I can't play thanks to my wrists

evergreen

dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today

>two movies nobody saw, one of which most people don't even know existed Why

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

Haven't had this much last-minute bullshit since MK Wii. Almost without fail some bullshit stops me right in front of the finish line, just long enough for the chucklefuck right behind me to pass me by .000005 seconds. No I'm not mad

CapriSun Pacific Cooler 😎

Folks, remember

Turns out much of the Switch 2 pre-release concern was just miscommunication - Switch 2 is fully playable from the go without an internet connection - Switch 2 Edition games are SW2 branded red carts that include BOTH the SW1 and SW2 native builds on them and work on both consoles!

A Gen 10 pokemon will be evolve this way won’t it

Whoever is fucking up the FGS stream is gonna get fired lol

Can I call it ableist when every fucking vertical mouse review video is like "What kind of wacky mouse looks like this!?" like it's some alien idea to angle a mouse for ergonomics. I hate seeing that my essential adaptive tech is treated like a peculiar oddity.

If only there was a piece of media about people using technological advancement for financial benefit despite the risks to workers

Oh that was the whole thing pfft haha

Historically Devolver's show has always been great even if some of the games are mid/not my thing. Will I play Ball X Pit? Nope, but I enjoyed that

I am not hopeful for the rest of the not-E3 lmao

Much better hat energy in day of the devs