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And just this second I found out barstool is going to have their own version of the jersey shore? 😔🔫 Why are we so insanely stupid?

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Perhaps I will feel differently next summer but I so desperately wanted 2022 here and even when we got the consolation of '26, I wanted to plan whole month off Now? I want the tournament to fail. I want the club world cup this summer to fail. I would like a massive asteroid to just take us out

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see, the thing *i’m* genuinely worried about is that RFK will effectively ban vaccines

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These ghouls love to hate on coastal cities for their voters whilst the ghouls themselves enjoy the many luxuries these same cities have to offer

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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y

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*being beaten by the cops* Armchair pundit: have you ever thought about making the cop feel less threatened while he beats you?

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I can’t think of a news story that I paid less attention to than Blake Lively v Justin Balboni.

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I hate my confederation so fucking much

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Great timing, governor

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lmao at these USMNT cat fights

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CW: Mounted police using batons to beat person who is on the ground, while the horses simultaneously stomp them #acab #abolishice #chingalamigra

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Wait what’s going on in Dallas?

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Well, that's what happens when the Thunder makes it to the finals

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what happened in Vegas now

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Right, Marines, famous for calming things down

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It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.

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she’s like 15 feet away. absolutely that man’s whole thought process was: “I’m gonna shoot that woman”

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has kendall jenner tried giving ICE a pepsi yet

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congratulations assholes, you’ve bullied Gavin into getting off his right wing podcast circuit and back to pretending to care about his constituents again that’s a hell of a fuckup on your part

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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

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tonight's homer would have cleared Yellowstone and most other National Parks, too.

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Welp. Fuck. Cunt.

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DJ BANG

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Jazz doesn’t throw off the mark if he isn’t mic’d up?

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“A Kiwi wins at the Osprey” aight that’s some decent commentary

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FOX Pundits? “What a gritty win from 🇵🇹” Landon Donovan? “Christian Pulisic is such a fucking loser” …

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AlvaNO

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Excellent pen

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Wow Isco gets it just by him

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Damn that was a good pen

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Mickey Merino

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Definite ⚽️ trivia question that 🇪🇸’s top scorer in finals is Sociedad’s Oyarzabal

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That would’ve been a nuts way to win a final lol

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Fight!

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Still waiting for the article that’s like “these right wing militia members are in a bubble and it would be healthier if they exposed themselves to left wing ideas”

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The Iberian derby going into extra time

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Honestly I think if this place was actually irrelevant we wouldn’t have to deal with the same freaking editorial every week for an entire year and a half

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looks like an objective assessment to me

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Agassi presenting the trophy to Carlito

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Fair f*cking play Carlos Alcaraz... That was some comeback. 😉

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ALCARAZ!!!

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CARLITOS!!

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VA and I cannot emphasize this enough MOS

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You can’t even take back your wife

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CARLOS ALCARAZ RETAINS HIS CROWN 🏆 The Spaniard comes back to win a five-set thriller for the ages to defeat Jannik Sinner 4-6, 6-7, 6-4, 7-6, 7-6 and capture his second straight title at Roland Garros.

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Alcaraz wins the French Open one hour and 45 minutes since Sinner had Match Point on him. What a comeback.

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fitting way for this match to end with an impossible winner from alcaraz. an all-timer.

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