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It finally happened—was on a flight and the pilot asked over the intercom if there was a lawyer on the plane. Was escorted to a hyperventilating man in the front of the aircraft. Asked him to whisper to protect privilege. I told him it depends. Billed him .1. Drank for free the rest of the flight.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Liz Truss goes to see Elizabeth II at Balmoral - the Queen dies. J. D. Vance goes to see Francis at the Vatican - the Pope dies. Coincidence?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

so they're mycoblogging

submitted 3 days ago • 453 comments

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

submitted 5 days ago • 557 comments

No Freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the land.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Have all these conservatives lost the little pocket constitutions they used to carry everywhere?

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Katy Perry and Five Other Women Fly into Space Aboard Giant Phallic Symbol.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.

submitted 15 days ago • 73 comments

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a poor man to enter into the Mar a Lago of God.

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GOV UPDATE: Due to our resistance, the US has notified us and surrounding colonies that they’re ordering removal of all penguin exhibits at the Smithsonian Museum except for the sole Gentoo below.

submitted 18 days ago • 44 comments

How many people do you think he beat with the butt of a pistol and left in a back alley when he was a cop?

submitted 18 days ago • 144 comments