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Radical Dreamer. Pink Jackalope / Synthetic Rat. Twinalope 1 of 2. #NoFlexZone. Let's binge some B-Movies. Bi/demi/open. 30s. DMs ✅ / RP 🚫
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Told my parents my rib is fractured, the two responses.

I have fractured my 7th rib, fml.

Time to leave the ship! Amazing last 11 days. Disney World, unlimited food and drink on a beautiful cruise, swimming in the ocean, sunsets on the balcony, eating at Beast's castle, and even an injured rib and sunburns didn't stop me these last 2 days xD Now I'm ready to be home in my own bed 🙂‍↕️

Ooofa doofa we walked the streets of Jamaica outside the gated port for a bit and lordy that was a struggle. 'you want some Marley, you want some girls, how bout the beach, red stripe for you my man' Sketccccchy

Disney World and Universal highlights! 🩷

Port day at Jamaica today, Haiti yesterday, and then off to the Bahamas! Beautiful beach at Haiti, I could've spent the whole day in that water 🙂‍↕️

Lil Payakan tulkun plush from Pandora at Disney and a gigantic elephant from Animal Kingdom 🩷 How am I bringing them hoooome they BIG.

Safariiiiii! Last day at Disney and of course we did Animal Kingdom. 🩷 So many elephants ahhhhhh 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

Epic day at Magic Kingdom. Hit 16 rides, saw the fireworks, ate at Beast's castle, saw Beast ‼️ Went to the Bayou. Tron and Tomorrowland were sooo good 🩷

@vurn.bsky.social *holding a piece of cotton candy* "I was about to say this tasted like cotton candy"

Living for that F&F ride yesterday. Family Means Moana, Moana means Family Never Stops Ride or Die-ing.

Wild wild wild rest of the day at Universal! Harry Potter world x2, FAST AND FURIOUS ride was hilaaaarious, dare I say even more bonkers than film 8. We saw dragons, wizards, Shrek's house, took the train at 9 3/4, escaped Gringotts, and did 26k steps 🫠

Hollywood Studios day 1! We crammed a ton into the last 5 hours! Off to Universal Florida for some Wizarding fun! GREEN MILK BLUE MILK!!

RIP to the child's ice cream at Disney that fell off in front of me in slow motion, followed by the slow burn of her crying face and looking at her mama.

Disneyworld time ‼️ day 1 flight and hotel check in and even squeezed in a bit of pool time after dinner and drinks! Had massive manspread space on first flight, and filled our new thrift store travel wallets with green billz ahaha

#2 If on a winter's night a traveler Beautifully written but so hard to follow (intentional) and meta as heck. I feeeeel the frustration the main character has for this. Not sure if purposeful, but the audio book also cuts off the last sentence of each chapter making it even more meta 😫 ⭐⭐⭐✨

Just spent 5 hours at Metrotown shopping for clothes and shoes for the cruise and Disneyworld 😫 we are BEAT. There were so many people there.

If I'm being honest, I have no idea what SPCA stands for.

jumped in to a random episode of Supernatural (S11E03) and I have NO clue what is going on but I like it. XD

Introduce yourself with 4 movies ‼️

Sooo, No Man's Sky is amazing and I can't believe it's taken me this long to play it. 😵‍💫

So. If you don't know the story of Disco Elysium, it's a fifteen year passion project where the writers got the rug pulled out from under them. Don't buy the game, pirate it. The people who made it don't get money from buying it. Also, one of the writers is literally homeless. gofund.me/a0b8da96

Gone With the Wind watch party with friends. My prediction for the plot (I know nothing about this film) sounds like a Hallmark AI special LMAO, don't let me write scripts.

Good ol' reliable Coldplay albums for me today.

Thanks for all the Radiohead reccs, didn't think I would like it as much as I did. Definitely liked In Rainbow and KID A MNESIA. Always thought they were a metal band or something LOL.

Which album do I start with for Radiohead. Legit never listened to them other than in movie scores (thanks Vanilla Sky for introducing me to Everything In It's Right Place) 😄

Making an actual list of movies I want to watch for 2025 was honestly the best choice I could've made for a resolution. I guarantee I would have rewatched Glass Onion for the tenth and eleventh time by now. I'm watching stuff from the 50s, 60s, and early 2000s I missed out on.

Urge to re-read or listen to the Wicked novel rising. I can't wait for part 2 😭