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You can do this… You can do this… You CAN do this… (Squeezes biscuit can with all the false confidence one can muster) Biscuit can: 💥 Banshee begins shrieking stage left

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 2471 comments

Daily advice: When moving your desk chair while using a blanket, lift said blanket so it doesn’t take you 5 minutes to adjust the chair because the blanket keeps getting stuck in and around the wheels. I totally 100% did not just do that or anything.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Ok but when Trump said that paper straws explode… That was hilarious, I needed that

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number

submitted 14 days ago • 62 comments

It’s VERY important to remember to WAIT to put sugar on Cheerios until AFTER you add the MILK. Otherwise it will just disappear into the abyss and you’ll never get the ratio right.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The left better hope Jesus actually does come back bcuz he might be the only person good enough for all of us to vote for. He might even pull some Republican votes… mmm well maybe not.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I’m an avid sports watcher, but I’m way more interested in the fact that we are about to have Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar, and Donald Trump in the same room together. Any one of these people might surprise us, but all three in the same arena?! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 16 days ago • 64 comments

When you started the day trying to throw yellow snow off a deck, but use a standing broom dust pan and fling it back at yourself on accident and get the pee snow all over you. But it doesn’t even make the top 10 terrible things that day and you didn’t even leave your house. Love 2025 for ussss

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Tips for the impending apocalypse #2: Be white. If white people go full mad max, they are just trying to survive. If anyone else does it, they are looters and marauders.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

In hindsight we all should have known when the cruffin was birthed in that one HBO series it was all downhill from there. From nothin to cruffin we came, and from cruffin to nothin we will go.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

When I was learning in school even without an iPhone back in the day I thought, “why would I need to memorize how to spell all these words when I can just look them up?” Yet here I am in the “future” and still once a day even auto correct is like “Couldn’t you have tried just a LITTLE bit harder?”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I have a high five up waiting for the first person who dipped a grilled cheese in tomato soup, where you at?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments