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HP Lovecraft implies Epson Hateincompetence

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

On this day in 1984, detention began at Shermer High School, at 7AM

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Saw mention of a "Friday the 13th" prequel. Two issues.... 1. More evidence that Hollywood is out of ideas. 2. They didn't call it Thursday the 12th.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

You think you're chill. But are you "guy in an olde timey photo wearing a full deep sea diving suit, but acting like he's not wearing a full deep sea diving suit" chill?

submitted 10 hours ago • 26 comments

I'm not one to condone violence. And gasoline and bottles and fire can affect innocent people and property. A bag of tacks is way cheaper and way more focused.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I think the governor of Colorado should go way the other way and put up a muscle-bound, super-hero looking portrait.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I bet all of you who willingly gave your genetic information to 23-and-Me are wondering which insurance company is gonna buy up that data.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

My kids will literally ask me to buy them something in every store we enter. We could go into a hardware store and they’d be like “Can I please get this multi-bit ratcheting screwdriver set, PLEEEEEEEEEZ”

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

The Democratic Party keeps paying for ads to ask for money. After watching Schumer I wonder if they're gonna use the money to make lunch for the GOP or maybe wash their cars.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: I will take History for 800 Alex Alex: Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgway Me: Who are people who would be better Presidents than Donald Trump. Alex: Ooh...I'm sorry we were looking for "Who are notorious serial killers?"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I haven't had a drink since 2 December. If a certain person dies, that streak is gonna end.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

A March madness bracket, but for reply guys

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

The baffling thing is that they know that they suck, and yet they still continue to suck. 😕

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Wow, this is too accurate 🙈😅

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

I'm going to sit down with a teenage boy that I mentor this week and have a very frank and open discussion about sex. I really hope he can explain it to me in a way that I can finally grasp.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You are NOT overreacting. This is real, and it’s happening now. I don’t know what to do,* YET, but I’m ready to do something. I just wanted to reassure you, you are NOT overreacting. *I’m not asking for suggestions, thanks.

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

Didja ever post a throwaway joke on a social media site and suddenly people in your mentions are earnestly debating the fine points of shit you didn't really give 2 seconds of thought to? Yeah, so how was your day on Bluesky?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Fair question.

submitted 1 day ago • 1012 comments

We need the Department of Education more than ever.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hope O'Brien and everyone else says like two words and walks out at the Kennedy Center tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

John Pinette would've turned 61 today. Go enjoy a buffet in his memory.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🤣😂🖕

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The problem with protests is the narcissist craves attention, good or bad. Lives on them. Ignoring him completely would be much more effective.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Lilo and Snatch

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm not into violence, but I'm not above figuring out how to make aerodynamic, jelly-filled cupcakes.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just to be clear, I didn't flip you off because you're driving a Tesla. Unless the Tesla made you cut me of 50' before your turn and never once brake or use your turn signal.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The Narcissist in Chief would really freak out if all the news services decided to just ignore him one day a week. How about Clownless Tuesday for alliteration?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

What do people who call it a 'fit' do with all the time they save by not saying 'out' ?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

In the northern hemisphere, spring started at 9:02am UTC (2:02am PDT). You are not allowed to post thermometer pictures until June 21.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Them: I hate using this word, but-- Me: So use a better word. Them: What? Me: Use a word you don't hate. Them: Me: Surely your vocabulary contains one.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

An acquaintance can't go visit family in Canada because she got a DUI here. To be consistent Canada shouldn't let in any convicted criminals.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently it's time for everyone to stop eating Ben & Jerry's and stop buying any Unilever products.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I just checked everything off on my to do list. Not because I did them, because I don’t want to see them anymore

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments