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🇨🇴&🇵🇷| AuDHD♾️🦋🌈| she/her, queer🏳️‍🌈 Folk Brujeria🔮| Elder Millennial😒| Gamer 🎮 Prose b4 Hoes 📚| Mom of 2 Crotch Goblins 👾
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Just finished Fourth Wing and Iron Flame 😭 💙📚

Prose Before Hoes 📚 #booksky #writersky

Having kids is WILD. No, because why you said I look like a big yellow school bus when I showed off my new dress to you? Like it was a … compliment??

Because if there is one thing about me…. ima be anxious.

#witchsky #brujeria

No John, your email did not find me well. It found me overstimulated, anxious, maladaptive daydreaming, and thinking about how my new keyboard doesn’t make the CLACK sound I enjoyed. But go on and spit out what you need from me. #AuDHD ♾️🦋🌈

#witchsky hi pookies, just a little tip if you didn’t know already: Use coffee in your workings that require urgency. We use coffee day to day to jump start our day, focus, and get work done. In spellwork, it’s no different. Sprinkle some next time you need a lil “jump start” to your workings.

Do you see what they’re doing? Tell me you do.

Far-Right/ #MAGA: “We need to take care of our own first! We have homeless vets for crying out loud!” Us: “ok we’re going to build warming centers so the homeless do not die from exposure” Far-Right/MAGA: “what?! I don’t want my taxpayer dollars funding this! They chose this lifestyle!”

“To whom it may concern” is outdated. Try, “To whom it’s about to concern”. Guaranteed effective. #writingsky

Y’all these scamming “tarot readers” are getting out of hand. Just blocked 2 in the past 2 hours 🤬 #witchsky

Monogamous? In this economy?! 😭🌈

If civil war breaks out, meet up at the library. They don’t know where that is.

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Kiddo: “why cant we get pizza today?” Me: “because it’s not Friday and we get pizza on Fridays. Partner: #autism Me: “No I just grew up with Fridays =pizza Partner: “or it’s a routine that is safe and expected?” Me: “but my mom/sisters still do it too” Partner: “Autism runs in families” Me:

When my cozy character has one of the most uncozy lore. 🎮 #bg3

I see how that works, yes. Do you?

PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.

The Shark Nebula 🦈 📷 Stephen Kennedy

Someone asked what my type was and I replied, “Fupas. If they don’t have a fupa, i don’t want that chalupa”. There was a brief silence and then the doctor stated, “Ma’am, I was asking about blood type and the question was not for you”. Probably important to note I was waking up from anesthesia. #wlw