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A collection of several trillion cells all coming together in order to drink wine. Go team! Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.
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You, an idiot: Watching a film for 2 hours Me, an intellectual: Reading the synopsis on wikipedia for 2 minutes, then logging it as watched on Letterboxd. And then I drink coffee for 118 minutes. We are not the same. Mainly because my heart is about to explode.

You’ve probably seen this picture before, but did you know it’s the 150th anniversary of the birth of the man in it – Henry Cyril Paget, 5th Marquess of Anglesey, who bankrupted his vastly wealthy family estate in under six years?

I recently asked my maga mom what she thinks of Stephen Miller and she literally had no idea who he is

Churn is terrible, ARR negative NRR very good but inverse to profitability, constantly having to explain value as competitive vendors constantly popping up with confusing SKUs, always seems to be new verticals you have to move into. Investors (friends) have other intentions than founders (parents)

Well that's another childhood fear set to rest

If you’ve been struggling this year please keep one thing in mind

Sorry wtf are these shein ads I got on tiktok

climate change is when rain

The fact that civilian leadership understands it can’t rein in the police without having their families physically threatened really is a democratic crisis.

I see the magic of skin colour means the guy who (allegedly) conducted white supremacist political assassinations was taken alive. Amazing.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Incredible

See yer da has parked in my street again

LMAO so quiet the only thing you hear is the squeaking tanks😂

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla theonion.com/democra...

There are no ways to not let this become the story. The media & the moneyed-yet-mediocre who are in bed with fascists will not stop calling any space that does not welcome fascists an echo chamber until they do. It is a rhetorical trap designed convince people to welcome foxes into the hen house.

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

You'd know it was a legit military parade if there were just lines of dudes carrying laptops with their drones flying above them.

went to see a play a few months ago and the queue for the ladies was endless; Kristin Scott Thomas, legend that she is, marched in, asked the assembled crowd "are we sure all the cubicles are actually taken?", and took it upon herself to test several doors and reveal that some cubicles *were* empty

An incredible line for an article opener:

C3P0 being annoying is such a great joke and it took me until adulthood to notice it, cos he’s just C3P0 if you grew up with the franchise. He’s designed to be an ambassadorial diplomatic droid (that’s why he’s on Leia’s ship, as cover), but he can’t quite get on with *anyone*. Simple clean gag.

Does Lumiere's face melt the longer the candle burns and does Beast have to replace his head every day, if so at what point does the candle become sentient and does the old one die or is the old wax a copy of his trapped soul? No, I meant any questions about the job

Before the election people said “Trump is going to start a civil war!” and were mocked. I put this to you though…imagine if he is doing that…and just…fails at it.

The Trump Administration just burned down the system that made the U.S. the global scientific and technological leader. Now China will become #1. Chinese Communist Party leaders: "Damn! We had a 50-year plan to make this the Chinese Century, but we didn't expect it to happen so fast!"

Zohran Mamdani emphatically ordering Cuomo to pronounce is name correctly was awesome obviously but Hasan Piker made the point that every immigrant or child of immigrants watching has had to correct some old white person’s incorrect pronunciation of their name at some point. Smart AND based.

modern cell phone cameras are truly miraculous. crystal clear zoom-audio, instant stabilization, wild zoom capabilities we are blessed with such remarkable technology in our dang pockets

The way this is worded sounds like one Nazi salute would have been just hunky dory.

Facebook Uncles all like "why doesn't Greta just go to Gaza if she cares so much😏....no not like that!!!!!"

Horses do whatever they can to not tread on you if you're on the ground, they're just programmed that way (it's why jockeys who fall while racing usually come out unscathed)... the footage of the LA cop trying to get his horse to stomp on a protestor is HORRIBLE to watch.

Leopards everywhere

howling

On the Today programme, Kemi Badenoch tells Emma Barnett: “You are asking questions that are changing the very focus of what it is I’m talking about.” Yes, that’s how interviews work.

182-year-old Automatic Candle Extinguisher

Double.

So if ure not keeping track of how the Crayola Right work: - the rich are not actually leaving UK in droves - VAT on priv schools didnt actually lead to an exodus to State Schools - 2-Tier Policing isnt actually a thing But how many Telegraph, LBC & Question Time segments were put out about them?

Protests work. Always have, always will.

bastard could have just funded the Bloodborne remake for like 0.01% of that and been a national hero