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warpek.bsky.social
She/Her. Seeker of Serotonin and Collector of Hobbies. 🐶🐶Sadie and Quinn
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i thought tattooing would mean im covered in ink all the time but so far im just constantly covered in vaseline

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Nevermind. He's been SO GASSY this weekend. Someone come get this hot air balloon of a man.

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Also @sibwarra.bsky.social is the love of my life, blah blah blah, Happy Valentine’s Day, etc etc.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

If you need me, I’ll be happily living in 2004. ✌🏻

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

I don’t want to know when my food is “best by.” I want to know at which point eating it will kill me

submitted 19 days ago • 314 comments

i think what might have happened is that the looney tunes made the chiefs touch a magic football that took their football powers away

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The vibe atm in the United states

submitted 24 days ago • 75 comments

Unbelievable spread for the superbowl made by @rmblbee.bsky.social and myself: - Buffalo chicken wings - Polynesian “Meat”balls - Beef empanadas - Spinach Dip - Chips and salsa - Pigs in a Blanket - Football funfetti cupcakes

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

If you need a timeline cleanse, this is Parfait reacting to me asking if she wants to go outside.

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my sweet girl got her stitches out and got to run and play in the snow!!! 🥹

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I'm a beach sun / dark castle moon / rainbow shell rising.

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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

submitted 51 days ago • 172 comments

I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS

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You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?

submitted 51 days ago • 65 comments

You know I keep them mf’n thangs on me.

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Afternoon Me: I can bake this salmon, do some potatoes, sauté some spinach and arugula. That’ll be good. Evening Me: *eats a sleeve of thin mints*

submitted 56 days ago • 189 comments

We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.

submitted 58 days ago • 112 comments

I want you all to know that I finally, after idk how many YEARS of playing online DnD, added Roll20 to my bookmarks/favorites so I don't have to keep typing in the URL every time I want to play. Yeah. New year, new me.

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Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline. Here’s the cake that Matt made me for my birthday last year. It was the first cake he ever made and it was perfect. 💙

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

did this pop up in anyone else's upper periphery of their vision? it's been there since midnight

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