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i wake up from my democrat nap, take a big democrat stretch, see the entire country collapsing and make sure to warm up my arm so i can punch left

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 474 comments

the reason you support "the nordic model" and not communism is because you're perfectly fine with sweat of the third world enriching imperial soil. "liberation for some" isn't going to cut it, sorry.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.

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every single transportation conversation ever

submitted 46 days ago • 69 comments

get rekt casuals, my bluesky score is a delicious indian flatbread/10

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

bisexual goths when they find the waifish little gamer boy of their dreams

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Every CEO's a free-market fundamentalist until they take control of a government and realize they can monetarily destroy their enemies with big ol' state interventions

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 48 days ago • 138 comments

i've generally not liked the laser focus on trans people in the military the last few years but if this is the only place anyone powerful is going to meaningfully stand against discrimination pointed at us, i guess i'll take it

submitted 49 days ago • 14 comments

Good morning gang, let's fulfill this prophecy

submitted 48 days ago • 15 comments

The other website is pretty much done

submitted 49 days ago • 711 comments

Air traffic controllers stifle pilot innovation

submitted 50 days ago • 18 comments

the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch

submitted 51 days ago • 40 comments

So so so excited to finally reveal to the world that Elon Musk and I have had a child together. His name is Emoji Movie Musk and we both love slapping and kicking him. Elon kicks him so hard we sometimes think he has died. We hate this baby completely and I am currently pregnant with our second. 💗

submitted 546 days ago • 4 comments

Hey man they made it where you can call whatever whatever now. You're finally free to say as much as you want as long as it's absolutely nothing. They found a cure for caring it's when meaning disintegrates the instant words tumble out of your mouth. No, nobody asked for it

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

somehow getting banned from r/MandelaEffect before i can even finish typing Froot of the Loom

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

submitted 53 days ago • 35 comments

I approach every meal these days like I’m a beloved dog about to get put down

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

when i rented my first apartment in new york the landlord wanted like 60 times rent or something crazy so I photoshopped a photo of a bank account that said I had like 500k (I had 5k) and he rented us the spot no problem. landlords aren't the government its fine to lie to them, defraud them, etc

submitted 54 days ago • 20 comments

age limit for congress should be the average American's life expectancy

submitted 55 days ago • 130 comments

Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies

submitted 56 days ago • 13 comments

No matter what happens in this country in the next few years, there are some values we can ALL agree on

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I’d always suspected that the concept of “confirmation bias” was woke and now I have the proof

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this

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If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms

submitted 57 days ago • 89 comments

Just took the quiz and:

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

today is the only day of the year you're allowed to post this

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

It literally comes down to the next few days: 1. Will a federal court issue an order to enforce previous ruling that have been violated? 2. Will the US Marshals or FBI execute said order? If the answer to either is "no" then congrats, this nation no longer exists

submitted 62 days ago • 4 comments

kissing your homies isn't gay if you get annoying as fuck first

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Yoshi sounds really different when you slow his voice down... Throwback to when I unleashed this plague on the world

submitted 63 days ago • 65 comments

YES! Chuck, where do you live? Can you call your Senator?

submitted 64 days ago • 201 comments

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And i'm allll out of bubblegum." Me: That means he has to kick ass. It's all he has left. Grandma: (lowering glasses, squinting toward screen) This fella? Me: Yeah Grandma: (Leaning back) Ohhhh. You know him?

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments