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Meme account and podcast about how Succession and I Think You Should Leave are basically the same show https://www.megaphonic.fm/ Skeets by @XtremeTwee.bsky.social
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This is a block list of deranged Blue MAGA fake lawyers out trying to dox people for telling them to suck cock, which I don't know if you're new or not. But Alfcock is one of the staples of society here. Anyway, these morons are dangerous. Please use this block list.

I forgot I painted this.

My Presbyterian-raised ass asking my catholic friends to explain the conclave stuff to me in exchange for me explaining the Kirkin' O' the Tartans to them.

"Abolish ICE" and "defund the police" are both reasonable and correct on the merits but were absolutely neutered by centrists smearing them as radical activist overreach.

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

🤗 Bullying works! 🤗

(Zoomer Tiktok in sepia tone and old timey garb) yo this shirtwaist factory in New York City can produce thousands of women's blouses a day and employs hundreds of fallen women!

I think we're finally ready for a sexy lady Pope.

The pope after meeting JD Vance

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Happy Watching-1973's-Jesus Christ-Superstar-Day!

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

Friend found me quoted in Comedy Book by Jesse David Fox. From probably my favorite published piece of writing, I gotta write more stuff, I used to be smart www.vulture.com/article/i-th...

Not only is a he sexual predator and also killed everyone’s grandma during the early part of Covid, but he truly can’t govern or create policy for shit and is relying on MAGA donors! Tell everyone you know to leave that broke bitch off their rankings!

Looks like his pick fell in the sound hole, an ominous portend indeed!

Rest in peace to the director of Weekend at Bernie's, but also his estate has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

"The immigrant workers from Cuba, Nicaragua, Haiti, and Venezuela have received a mixed reaction to their imminent deportation—hostility from some co-workers and an outpouring of support from their union (IUE-CWA Local 83761) and the local labor movement." labornotes.org/2025/04/kent...

Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass. Philip K. Dickens

Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

I'm not going to stop saying this. We need to stop calling it "deporting." It may not always be fair or humane, but deportation has a process. And it means you're sent back to where you came from. These people are being trafficked and sold to slave prisons. Not deported.

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

"Kids are dying from measles because conservatives said vaccines didn't work and were propped up by the press. US residents who are minding their own business are being snatched off the streets because conservatives said all immigrants are dangerous criminals and were propped up by the press."

My new dramatic monologue for auditioning for community theater roles: youtu.be/ih7dBIb0JU8?...

🙃Make America Great Depression Again🙃

this @cushbomb.bsky.social banger keeps climbing the ranks of Greatest Post of All Time

Hell yeah, Wisconsin!🎉🎉🎉

My #eurovision2025 prediction is that Tommy Cash will qualify with "Espresso Macchiato" and switch to doing "UNTZ UNTZ" for the live grand final performance.

If you're in Portland and are in the market for a cool t-shirt, art, and/or other accessories, Hawt PopUp is happening from 2-7PM today (3/30) at Afterlife bar on SE Hawthorne (3632 SE Hawthorne)!

This guy's thinking about them right now!

it's obvious now but more people should have clocked "the government should be run like a business" as the literal definition of fascism. they dont really emphasize the corporatist part of it when u learn about it bc that's the part that the US has always actually really liked about fascism

Anyone who thinks there's more autism now than there used to be hasn't spent enough time with the ham radio community.

Erika Vikman needs to shout, "It's crazy! It's horny!" after her Eurovision grand final performance.

While Succession is over and we haven't had any new ITYSL in a while, I do want you to know I am still able to use my mash-up powers for evil. #severence #eurovision

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