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An aging man, happy husband, confirmed agnostic, and struggling writer with questionable talent.
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I'm doing a virtual bookclub thing tonight! Sign up and join. Conversation with be absolutely SENSELESS!!

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Writing a book or movie is not a herculean undertaking. It's chipping away just a little bit at a time. 500 words here, 1000 words there, 300 after that. It's moving bit by bit scene by scene. You can prep almost every word in advance or just sit down and start typing. It's just putting in the time.

I wrote a book a while back called THE REMAKING. It featured a spoof on one of my all-time faves Let’s Scare Jessica to Death, retitled Don’t Tread On Jessica’s Grave. Bookstagrammer Ric made this wonderful rendering of a VHS sleeve cover and I’m totally over the moon. I wish this movie existed.

Remember, a first draft's only job is to exist

#stokercon @allthingssassyb.bsky.social

StokerCon is done, and we enjoyed the heck out of it. Got to spend time with my heroes and make some new friends. Horror people are the best people.

If you're in Stamford for Stokercon and hungry for lunch, Cwispy Chkn is pretty darn good, and the woman behind the counter was awesome.

I put out my book almost a year ago and then was too self-conscious to actually promote it. When I finally got over that, sales literally improved by a factor of TEN! The lesson: be your own biggest fan! The other lesson: 📣BUY MY BOOK!📣

ISSUE 10 LAUNCH DAY! We are proud to release our landmark double-digit issue into the world. It is our first de-siloed issue and features longer fiction up to our new limit of 5,000 words. Read online: radonjournal.com/issue10 Buy print copy: bit.ly/3ZIxNlX #WritingCommunity #Scifi

PLAY NICE ON TOUR 😈✈️🚕💕 Events linked here: www.rachel-harrison.com/events More to come!

Knockoffs Be careful with those knockoff plushies 👀 •ᴗ• Baby Carrots Thanks for ruining baby carrots for me 🥕 The Timid Oyster or The Puckering Tortoise 😅 •ᴗ• Mama Bird What, the, fuck, Clay 🥚🐦🪱🐁🤢 The baby bird, the blender, the pet store, mice Fuck me

Heads up if you want to submit to TBQ8, we're closing the 31st! You got about 9 days left to shoot us something to consider for the most prestigious literary magazine of all time!

Yes, pay attention to pacing and character development and plot and dialogue and everything else, but don’t forget the vibes. The vibes make all the difference.

Happy to announce I’ll be joining the Tor Nightfire Coven with the paperback release of Ring Shout this coming October, complete with a foreword by moi. Will be doing a small tour and some scary things to celebrate. Pre-orders are open at all the pre-ordering places. “…Adam in the garden.”

It's fun to read a favorite author talking about another favorite author.

This is such a great resource, Greg! Thank you.

Join us in 2 days to discuss THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER with @sgj.bsky.social on May 13 at 8PM EST. RSVP through the link below, and please reach out if you have any questions/concerns. bookclubs.com/novel-nightm...

I’m sure some folks nail everything they do, but I’m not like that. I think the path to success in anything is full of failure. I fail constantly, sometimes spectacularly. Then I do it again and again. I keep trying, failing. When it works, I try a new thing. Anyway, keep at it.

I got mine!

ICYMI: should writers use spreadsheets? almakatsu.substack.com/p/research-l...

@claymcleod.bsky.social 's Kill Your Darling limited edition is still up for preorder. Only a little over a week left, order today! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...

TBQ is open! Y'all are bringing it so far. We've received around 200 pieces overnight and I've read about 20 of them so far and already marked five as intrigued! Live más. Send us something. We now pay $150. I'm certain it will slow down but try to get your piece in by the next two weeks lol

I used to think if I wasn't good at something I wasn't meant to do it. Now I see that I'm meant to practice until I get better. This applies to raised bed gardening, cooking, baking, public speaking, listening, writing, editing, singing, drawing, parenting, painting walls, exercising, being patient,

On May 13 at 8PM EST, we will meet with the one and only, @sgj.bsky.social to discuss THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER. Grab your copy of THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER and RSVP for the meeting through the link in our bio. We can’t wait to discuss with you all and SGJ!

Friday, May 2nd, NYC, come hear @sgj.bsky.social , @gabino.bsky.social , and me chattin'. worldvoices.pen.org/event/25-art...

WHEN THE WOLF COMES HOME, Nat Cassidy: This is a balls-to-the-wall horror novel which I defy you to put down...it's that good. Published later this month. You might want to get your claws into this one.

THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER by @sgj.bsky.social is beautifully-written and genuinely horrifying. It’s also an incredibly poignant and thought-provoking piece of contemporary #horror fiction in the vein of @tananarivedue.bsky.social THE REFORMATORY and @gabino.bsky.social COYOTE SONGS. Masterful stuff.

In “What Kind of Mother,” by @claymcleod.bsky.social the horror slaps like a wet fish, stings like a jellyfish, clings like a limpet, pinches like a crab, and draws blood. I had no choice but to lay in bed all day and read it in one painful, slightly feverish sitting… like a sea-cucumber.

#booksky #fungrammar

👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️• Wake Up and Open Your Eyes is a gripping social horror novel that blends supernatural terror with a sharp critique of modern society, it is disturbing, violent, funny, a totally wild ride of a novel - I guarantee you’ve never read a possession story like this one! *just the fax! 📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚/10

Just write words. They don't have to be good. In fact, the less you feel about them the better off you will be. Preserve yourself. You're going to be doing this for the rest of your life.

My Bram Stoker Award Finalist collection "Love is a Crematorium" is available on Amazon. ❤️

#transrightsreadathon starts today March 21 through March 31. I put together a display for it at @lahaskabookshop.bsky.social Pick up a novel or anthology by a fantastic trans author and donate to a trans rights charity today!