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Constantly wondering why breakfast burritos outside of New Mexico are so bad. Long-suffering fan of The Cleveland Browns. Medium-suffering fan of Minnesota United. Short-suffering fan of Willem II. Anyone in the Netherlands want to offer me a job?
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Awesome news. I can't wait until Hera starts signing Minnesota Aurora players.

C'mon, Bluesky! I'm notable. Just ask my mom, she'll vouch for me.

Angie Craig could markedly improve her chances of winning her senate primary if she two-footed Dan Crenshaw.

Mason Graham, eh? Again, I’ll get back to you in about four years.

Browns trading out of the second slot. I’ll let you know in four years or so if this was a good move.

A great old appearance of Pere Ubu on David Letterman back in 1991. Good to see Paul and Sid joining in and adding to the sound.

Sad news. Another Cleveland legend has passed.

Paulien Cornelisse should be an excellent choice. After reading the bit on “Oké” in her book ‘Taal is zeg maar echt mijn ding’ my girlfriend (another good section in that book) and I spent an evening out at dinner where about half of our conversation was just “OK” said with different intonations.

I found an old browser tab still open to Clearsky & decided to take a look at my blocking list. I was surprised to find out that nine people blocked me almost exactly six months ago. I took a look and the most controversial post I made that day was this one. I guess some people _really_ hate Garber.

Swell, another damn afternoon game. Those are the worst. This'll make it five out of the first 10 games this year being played in the middle of the day.

Just sayin', hekshyl is a wildly underrated candy.

LOL. They’re playing Canadian news on the TV here at my local Volvo dealership. A small gesture, but much appreciated.

I cannot wait until we're done with these early games in the schedule; they fucking suck.

Awwww…this is sad for two reasons: 1. I loved the absolute WTF that was the Belgian playoff system. 2. When I’d see someone on Reddit talk about how things are done “in Europe” when they really mean “in the EPL”, I got to go full pedantic nerd on them and say “Don’t watch Belgian football, eh?”

With the release of their new kit this morning, MNUFC is clearly signaling their intent to make a big splash on the market and pursue Heracles Almelo striker Jizz Hornkamp as their next big signing in the coming summer window.

Wait. The Folk Implosion released an album last year?

So Justin Tucker's been pulling a Deshaun, eh?

I think my favorite thing about YouTube is how you can watch one video on, say, doorknob installation and for the next three years it will happily tell you "Hey! I found another 67 doorknob installation videos for you. Aren't they great?" And god forbid you watch two doorknob installation videos.

I wish Senator Smith wouldn’t cover up for so many of my fellow Americans. Because not only did many of them vote for this, but many, many others voted for this to happen to others. They just didn’t think it would happen to them too.

Holy shit. Someone as USSF finally remembered that this account existed.

Is it 2012 all over again? If so I’ve got a whole lot of warnings to provide to others.

This is why I have zero interest in seeing shows at standing only locations anymore. Having to show up two hours before a show to get a spot where my gf can see is just not worth it. If I can’t reserve a seat, I’m just not going.

Yeah, it's got… issues. If I had a dollar for every time I had to stress that, "Yes, this is technically a 'high', but this 'medium' over here that's three points lower on the CVSS is really the one you need to worry about." Then, I dunno, I could buy a nice meatball sandwich or something.

Finally got the gym put together in the basement and lifted weights for the first time in… way too long. Three notes: 1. Goddamn am I out of shape. 2. I am going to hurt bad in a couple of days. 3. I still hate squats.

‘t Leven was vol zonneschijn! 🟥⬜️🟦

Aw, shit. Not Bob.

Man… you’d think he’d have been promoted to Admiral by now.

Happy celestial Birthday @davidbowiereal.bsky.social I’m Aftaid of Americans #LivingColour #DavidBowie

If all you read was Apple News, you’d think that Liverpool had moved to the Eredivisie.

Drew Fowler is a linebacker at the University of Washington. He took an iconic route to announce he is declaring for the…job market.

Because if there’s one thing Woody Harrelson is known for, it’s his comforting, down-home soups.

Made poffertjes for breakfast yesterday, though I cooked them in an æbleskiver pan, so I probably wound up on some watch list in the Netherlands and may no longer be allowed to enter the country. Eet smakelijk! 🍽️ Eat up!

As someone who spent a few years in OCaml before picking up Swift, this would be a very welcome addition.

I see someone watches Shrinking on Apple TV+ From this article : www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2024/...

Call me when Man U goes sixty years without winning a league title. Or throws away at least five years of their future by betting the house on a sex pest. Being a Browns fan is like buying a vacation time-share in hell.

Beloved nonprofits! No one wants an email every few hours. Get a grip. With love, All your supporters

What a weird paragraph in this story on analytics in The Athletic. Does Wycombe only have like seven fans or something? Why would it be incredible that two of them have never met? The stat-heads should have called the author out on that one. www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...

Spoken like someone who has never had a sandwich made with a fresh Aunt Ruby’s German Green tomato.

Wait. There’s actually a bowl game called the Sports Bowl?

I love that they call out that the vehicle was a “big American pickup truck” when, as American pickups go, it doesn’t even seem all that big.