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weakcookies.bsky.social

Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.

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Walking around downtown Omaha with a “Kansas City Steaks” shirt

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Scowl on my face, scowl in my heart

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They made the “home office” and simply rested on their laurels. It never occurred to them they should reach for “home office dog track Costco” or “home office theater break room”

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If you dislike anyone because of their sexual orientation or gender identity, please do not ever buy anything from me. I don’t want assholes wearing Cola. Ok now here’s my logo with Pride flag colors. Weird how there’s fewer of those this year.

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At dinner when I am telling my family about Bluesky, my biggest stumbling block is whether @cheftips.bsky.social is pronounced as “CHEF-tits” or “chef-TITS”

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Is he jet setting to a cool concert, or is he about to work a double at Long John Silvers

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Breaking ground on Operation: Shaddup and Go To Sleep 🪏zzz

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Yeet equals MC square

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But first, some weedt

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My lottery dream always starts with me refilling hella soy bottles with something other than Kikkoman

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They made the “home office” and simply rested on their laurels. It never occurred to them they should reach for “home office dog track Costco” or “home office theater break room”

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Hoosier? I hardly knew her!

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Just turned padded toilet seat cover years old

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Working up the energy to pay someone to install a water heater

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Has any lawmaker tried loudly shouting at the opposition “I RESCIND YOUR INVITATION!!!” ?? 🧛‍♀️

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An unwanted email welcoming me to hims. Mfer I do not know a hims? Who is he this hims

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@aaronut.bsky.social good morning! Suz and I are planning to complete our journey of 311 in 50 States in Delaware soon. Humbly requesting a raucous throwdown of Visit 🙏🌎 thanks truly for being a reason I have grown personally and the impetus for countless adventures and learning experiences🎶

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I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.

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I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.

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Trying to get bookings for my band Gomer and the Flyover Clods

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Love those plumber trip fees

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Tucked some indica gummies in my dad’s Father’s Day card

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“NO WEE, WEEED!!”

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My MIL loves to load the cringe cannon and obliterate me with “Now Brett. You’re just going to have to explain this shirt.”

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Your most nuanced friend

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Got a used mini fridge on the local internet market. The guy delivered! This is going upstairs for drinks and dabs!!

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“Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my yankee beans!”

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