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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Pantera Bread

My go-to analysis is “That’s not nothing!”

Say is that dang ding dong not wantin to ding-a-ding dang its dang-along ling-long any longer???

Can someone quit my addiction for me pls

I did it. I did the dab. I did the little dab that will do you.

I’m now offering one level living and lots of amenities

There’s a coughing to get off in the offing

I’m now offering one level living and lots of amenities

There’s a coughing to get off in the offing

I did it. I did the dab. I did the little dab that will do you.

There is no excuse for your dust No I will not bless this mess There will be no pardon

Can’t sleep for thinkin about Sabermetrics

Count Chocula with his #1 favorite bug toy

Don’t touch grass Touch cats

It was the Ron Jon Surf Shop of Salt Lives

People who refuse to wait in the cell phone lot. They’re on the shoulder. They’re in the way like a bunch of jagoffs. “Built different” they say

The shuttle driver knows how high you are and he’s calling ahead to the authorities you better figure something out buddy

if you know who any of the protesters are, no you fuckin don't. don't say names to ANYONE. not even friends. you do NOT know them.

In Omaha today for some shit!!! 🕺

A famous sandwich called The Rib Spreader