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weakcookies.bsky.social
Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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I’m now offering one level living and lots of amenities

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There’s a coughing to get off in the offing

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I did it. I did the dab. I did the little dab that will do you.

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There is no excuse for your dust No I will not bless this mess There will be no pardon

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Can’t sleep for thinkin about Sabermetrics

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Count Chocula with his #1 favorite bug toy

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Don’t touch grass Touch cats

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It was the Ron Jon Surf Shop of Salt Lives

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People who refuse to wait in the cell phone lot. They’re on the shoulder. They’re in the way like a bunch of jagoffs. “Built different” they say

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The shuttle driver knows how high you are and he’s calling ahead to the authorities you better figure something out buddy

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if you know who any of the protesters are, no you fuckin don't. don't say names to ANYONE. not even friends. you do NOT know them.

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In Omaha today for some shit!!! 🕺

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A famous sandwich called The Rib Spreader

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Ready And Rarin to Go versus Sad And Powered Down In The Corner

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Walking around downtown Omaha with a “Kansas City Steaks” shirt

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Scowl on my face, scowl in my heart

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They made the “home office” and simply rested on their laurels. It never occurred to them they should reach for “home office dog track Costco” or “home office theater break room”

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If you dislike anyone because of their sexual orientation or gender identity, please do not ever buy anything from me. I don’t want assholes wearing Cola. Ok now here’s my logo with Pride flag colors. Weird how there’s fewer of those this year.

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At dinner when I am telling my family about Bluesky, my biggest stumbling block is whether @cheftips.bsky.social is pronounced as “CHEF-tits” or “chef-TITS”

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Is he jet setting to a cool concert, or is he about to work a double at Long John Silvers

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Breaking ground on Operation: Shaddup and Go To Sleep 🪏zzz

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Yeet equals MC square

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But first, some weedt

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My lottery dream always starts with me refilling hella soy bottles with something other than Kikkoman

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