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weakcookies.bsky.social
Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Like weed for chocolate

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Eating honeycomb is like musical chairs in that you don’t want to be holding any comb in your mouth when the honey runs out

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Pantera Bread

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My go-to analysis is “That’s not nothing!”

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Say is that dang ding dong not wantin to ding-a-ding dang its dang-along ling-long any longer???

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Can someone quit my addiction for me pls

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I did it. I did the dab. I did the little dab that will do you.

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I’m now offering one level living and lots of amenities

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There’s a coughing to get off in the offing

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I’m now offering one level living and lots of amenities

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There’s a coughing to get off in the offing

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I did it. I did the dab. I did the little dab that will do you.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

There is no excuse for your dust No I will not bless this mess There will be no pardon

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Can’t sleep for thinkin about Sabermetrics

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Count Chocula with his #1 favorite bug toy

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Don’t touch grass Touch cats

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It was the Ron Jon Surf Shop of Salt Lives

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People who refuse to wait in the cell phone lot. They’re on the shoulder. They’re in the way like a bunch of jagoffs. “Built different” they say

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The shuttle driver knows how high you are and he’s calling ahead to the authorities you better figure something out buddy

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