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TCW is a sitcom - a million episodes, all essentially the same unique format-based drivel. Comfort food for rubes. Flavorless pap.

lol

Thou jarring dread-bolted dewberry

Don't call it a tea party

Please take a few minutes for this. I carried mail for four years, USPS is critical infrastructure. Yes, I know a lot of clerks are dicks. If you live in the city, package delivery is fucked. I don’t know the answers to those problems, but it isn’t that bloated pigfucker. Thank you.

Beyond ashamed of my alma mater. I have a good idea on what a protest should look like - let's just say "Shit-In" should enter the vernacular this year if Bearcat students are strident in their beliefs.

I just want to live in a world where the biggest thing to be mad about was George RR Martin slow walking The Winds of Winter, instead 48% of the voting public openly said "we want life to be complete shit run by a person who is complete shit."

THE NECKS AT NIGHT ARE RED AND SPLOTCHY *clapclapclapclap*

This is good framing - recruiters spend more time looking at your typical resume than Elon looks federal agencies before deciding they don't need to exist at all.

Today is for getting high as hell and playing the new Yakuza game. Tomorrow is for tag team gold.

I've always wondered who it is that buys those stupid fucking social media algorithmic AI slop shirts. Of course it's the guy who can afford to wear fully bespoke clothing every day of his life and never have to wear the same thing again.

This is in fact a real picture and it will work nicely in the ads next year about the military families devastated by Elon's illegal firings.

I really hate the "put up with the grime, it's a city" mindset, but I hate this sort of declinism more. A country that gives up on public transit bc it's scary, and crams more people into cars, is a failure.

This is exactly how Hitler talked. It's not even a comparison or analogy, as people claim. It's a direct connection in ideology as well as a similar approach to governance and relationship to democracy. This needs to be how we talk about it. They are the ideological descendants of Hitler.

Oh my god yes (and there's a variant)

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

I'm sorry I only acknowledge one king. 🤼‍♂️

Crockett: He went from being the dork that was jumping around on stage to allegedly being this amazing genius that's gonna save a country he wasn't born in, and one that maybe he doesn't agree w/the idea of a democratic republic, considering the fact he may have been more on the side of apartheid.

Really waiting for consumers to force Kraft to sell Canadian Cheese singles.

Kaiju Big Battel returns to PITTSBURGH on 5/3 with monstrous mayhem and city-smashing shenanigans! GET TICKETS: trustarts.org/production/9... We are proud to return to the Byham Theater thanks to our friends at The Pittsburgh Cultural Trust!

Blumenthal: "What world is he living in? It is not only contrary to the facts and the truth but utterly despicable. A disgusting betrayal of a country that has bled and fought and died for freedom ... the president's surrender is pathetic and weak."

The new pup looks exactly like Brian Fellows. No other Tracey Morgan character, just Brian Fellows.

Laughed out loud in the clip I just saw (trailer? Review?) where he shouts “captain beef yoroshiku!”

Everyone seems to be waiting on saviors, messiahs. This is not a strategy.

Wyden: "Nobody should lose sight of what happened this morning. Trump endorsed the House budget resolution. This resolution mandates that $880b in cuts come from the House Energy & Commerce Committee ... there is no plausible way to hit that target without hundreds of billions in cuts to Medicaid."

It is unfathomable to me that the people who spent most of my childhood praising Reagan for taming the enemy USSR (setting aside what material contribution he even had to that) are the same people praising brazen obeisance towards Russia today. I couldn't sustain such cognitive dissonance.

I got a chance to review Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii for @polygon.com and here’s the bottom line: game fucks. www.polygon.com/review/52449...

WWE Vault just beclowning Peacock.

Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"

Vaguely recall Sticker Mule being pro-MAGA. Am I correct? If yes, who do y'all recommend ordering with? If no, are they decent quality?

Stick with those who've stuck with you. This is not a post (for a change) about politics.

Lord, I see what you do for others www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...

2028: eggs are $75/dozen, but sperm counts among 10-year olds is 300% its previous historical high. Trump rides this to a third term with more than 400 Electoral Votes.