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32 minutes on hold with walgreens to find out the delay with my prescription is that they simply forgot to fill it lol

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Do you ever feel like the wind has it out for you personally

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Sucks that quitting xans literally means I can’t fuck around with couple xans as a little treat for quitting xans

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Me at my flu shot appointment

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AI, thank you

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I’M MAD AT MY DAD

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iykyk

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thinking about popping off an archduke just to see what happens

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Meant to ask for “soft pretzel” instead I said “forbidden bread” Still ended up with soft pretzel

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“Sneaky dig” lol

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My dog thinks it’s her job to be louder than the neighbors

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BRADLEY COOPER DOESN’T HAVE A SON WHERE DID HE GET THAT BOY

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I’m the Michael Jordan of being financially irresponsible

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Two updates: 1. My partner mistook a raccoon for man last night (no context) 2. We’re rolling out two new nicknames for Magnolia: magnolita for when she’s Tiny and magnoliette for when she’s A Girl

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hello good morning

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Happy migraine to all who celebrate!! Unrelated: if you have a SAD lamp don’t look directly into the light, the consequences are worse than glancing directly at an eclipse

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I got a fancy chocolate bar for Christmas and put it “somewhere safe” so it wouldn’t get disturbed until I was ready to eat it and after two weeks of looking and ultimately giving up I just found it in my closet

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I turned 40 the other day and was completely unprepared to deal with a sparkler in my dessert

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At my desk muttering “kilometers politely ask her” over and over

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The Teamsters will launch the largest strike against Amazon in U.S. history beginning at 6 a.m. EST on Thurs., Dec. 19. The nationwide action follows Amazon’s repeated refusal to follow the law and bargain with the thousands of Amazon workers who organized with the Teamsters. Let's fucking go! 🔥

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My best friend’s baby has abs but she’s not cut. Swole but not chiseled. Bulked up but not broad. Give her time

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Yes I’m an adult but when the rebels blow up the dam in Mockingjay Part 1 my serotonin levels spike like a mother holding her newborn baby for the first time

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32 minutes on hold with walgreens to find out the delay with my prescription is that they simply forgot to fill it lol

Do you ever feel like the wind has it out for you personally

Sucks that quitting xans literally means I can’t fuck around with couple xans as a little treat for quitting xans

Me at my flu shot appointment

AI, thank you

I’M MAD AT MY DAD

iykyk

thinking about popping off an archduke just to see what happens

Meant to ask for “soft pretzel” instead I said “forbidden bread” Still ended up with soft pretzel

“Sneaky dig” lol

My dog thinks it’s her job to be louder than the neighbors

BRADLEY COOPER DOESN’T HAVE A SON WHERE DID HE GET THAT BOY

I’m the Michael Jordan of being financially irresponsible

Two updates: 1. My partner mistook a raccoon for man last night (no context) 2. We’re rolling out two new nicknames for Magnolia: magnolita for when she’s Tiny and magnoliette for when she’s A Girl

hello good morning

Happy migraine to all who celebrate!! Unrelated: if you have a SAD lamp don’t look directly into the light, the consequences are worse than glancing directly at an eclipse

I got a fancy chocolate bar for Christmas and put it “somewhere safe” so it wouldn’t get disturbed until I was ready to eat it and after two weeks of looking and ultimately giving up I just found it in my closet

I turned 40 the other day and was completely unprepared to deal with a sparkler in my dessert

At my desk muttering “kilometers politely ask her” over and over

My best friend’s baby has abs but she’s not cut. Swole but not chiseled. Bulked up but not broad. Give her time

Yes I’m an adult but when the rebels blow up the dam in Mockingjay Part 1 my serotonin levels spike like a mother holding her newborn baby for the first time

Magnolia got a taste of chili oil last night, regretted it for about 60 seconds, and then came back for more

omg i’m gonna get polio

Whoever said almonds is wood was right

did gollum used to be a man

i swear these just showed up on my screen

Idk if I’m fitting in at work

I absolutely nailed the Cornish hens, stuffing, and gravy this year