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Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming. #TheArchers listener and @Dumteedum co-presenter.
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Back in the sewing room. This year there is a new companion - a 1940s mannequin from Paris who would be looking down where I lie if only it had a head. #duvetknowitschristmas

Alistair makes his mind up. In an attempt to talk to Paul in a way he would understand. He and Denise do a dance routine that climaxes in his pulling her skirt off to reveal a much shorter skirt underneath. #TheArchers

Denise has a heart to heart. She assists Jakob in a world’s first cross-species sheep to horse transplant. #TheArchers

“I won’t go to the police but I will see Harrison.” I’m sure Harrison will be delighted to know how Jolene thinks of him. #TheArchers

Tall nettles cover up, as they have done These many springs, the rusty harrow, the plough Long worn out, and the roller made of stone: Only the elm butt tops the nettles now. #TheArchers

Kickstarting tree surgery? Careful you don’t lose a foot. #TheArchers

The Dark Closing In. Like Susan Cooper, but with the Black Country mafia. #TheArchers

Hazel Thumbstick. She must have snuck off and got married. #TheArchers

It’s Elizabeth! #TheArchers

This new Radio4 18:30 comedy is dire. Bring on #TheArchers

Jolene comes to a decision. She’s going to get the Midnight Walkers back together and go on a tour of South Borsetshire. #TheArchers

Ed has reason to celebrate. He’s got front row tickets for the Midnight Walkers triumphant return to the Grand Old Light Opry in Felpersham. #TheArchers

David has switched to arse mode. #TheArchers

Talking to Miles Titchener? Could they please do that off-microphone, or preferably not at all. I’m thoroughly bored with the whole clan. #TheArchers

“The mountain is made up of all these stops.” I wonder whether Emma is confusing mountains with the London Underground. #TheArchers

Vince has obviously found the Radio Times listing from two weeks ago and checked the cast list. #TheArchers

I’ve got a name for Jolene too: the Lily of Letton Cross. #TheArchers

Vince presses Jolene. “You are the Apple of my eye,” he tells her. “I want to make beautiful cider with you.” #TheArchers

Emma takes a step forward. Shouldn’t it be a jump to the left, then a step to the right? #TheArchers