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Magister Ludi. He/him, 36.
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Fine. I wasn't going to do one, but several of you asked.

successful L on forehead loser gesture at cybertruck and he was waiting for a left so i KNOW he saw that one

welcome to 2025

Remember when David Lynch was in Gundam Wing?

anyone who offers you advice is trying to sabotage you. all of your immediate impulses are correct and you should act on them in whatever way you wish even if you think you might regret it later. what you want to do is curate a reputation as someone who is unreliable, reactive, and self-interested

1946 "We need something that has a really innocent interpretation, but you can still feel the veiled threat in retrospect. Like, we're IT. No one gets futures after us. We're blowing it all up and taking it with us, fuck the kids." "Uh...Baby Boomers?" "Perfect. Meeting adjourned."

folks. please. lets.

Mandate of Heaven for whichever white boy is willing to sound like Rashida Tlaib for once

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

With the most recent swanboy, Branson Reese dethrones the current king of making up names, who was himself already Branson Reese

I must have the amulet!

The sixth order from Grant to Sherman before his march to the sea says to steal horses/mules from wherever but discriminate against the rich bc they are usually hostile. Timeless

I dont want to spoil anything for anyone but this most recent page not only features a massive, gorgeously detailed pastiche of giallo culture, Manga art sensibilities, and better-than-Zootopia furry bait, it closes with a Bazooka Joe punchline. An unhinged maestro mocking the concept of hinges.

can’t believe Gen z is trying to cancel Mictecacihuātl the aztec god of the dead and ruler of Mictlan, the lowest level of the underworld

Actually it's really important right now that children hear "laws are made up and diy exists"

historians is it good when the robe Nobles are able to buy the positions and honors typically reserved for the sword Nobles?

When Teddy Roosevelt was called disloyal for criticizing Wilson’s conduct of WWI, he said “to announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis

Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

The road to hell is paved with hell bricks

Gov. Walz should ban masked police and hiding of badge numbers in Minnesota and alert the public that anyone obscuring their identification is a likely assassin.

Love to live next to the Pentagon and work next to the White House. Can't wait to die when a dirty bomb wipes DC off the map and turns it back into the uninhabitable swamp it deserves. Make it a big one, Revolutionary Guard and/or Mossad saboteurs. I don't want to deal with the fallout.

OH MY GOD

I'm sick with Covid, so I made this, an idea I've had for MONTHS now, Street Fighter 6 with Hanna Barbera Sound effects.

Need this on Nexusmods stat.

we should make a nice big disgusting mucky pit for all the ICE guys to spend the rest of their lives in 😀 you could put glass over the top so everyone can look down and see them getting sick and weak in the mud ☺️

every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked

Question. Did democracy cease to function during the Whiskey Rebellion?The Great Railroad Strike of 1877? The May Day Riots? Let me put this another way, can you identify a single point in U.S. history where Americans exclusively expressed themselves in an orderly fashion along acceptable lines?

ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video

www.liberalcurrents.com/unfit-to-be-...

full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

Still waiting for the article that’s like “these right wing militia members are in a bubble and it would be healthier if they exposed themselves to left wing ideas”

@rincewind.run I think tomorrow might be a good day to post the Vimes quote from Night Watch, when the watch house is surrounded

I can tell ya one ancient piece of knowledge we didn't lose when we lost the library of alexandria. How to make a fireproof scroll