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but what do you really think brad lander hellgatenyc.com/brad-lander-...

my buddy Flenth: I got to tell you something me: what my buddy Flenth: In 1993 i castled with this guy and he died me: what? my buddy Flenth: I castled with him like in chess and he died from it

Sharks should be called sharps. Because they have sharp teeth. But i guess they also have shark teeth..

The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.

One of the unexpected but very enjoyable aspects of running for Congress is that now my boyfriend has to do a bit in every single interview he’s in. (But the monocle and cane thing is very true.)

Yknow what? I’ve been sitting on this for a decade because I’m not into punching laterally but I AM FINE with punching far right lunatics. Just a handful of short weeks before GamerGate started, Briana Wu, who I spoke to 0 times before this, sends me this *wild* ass email. 🧵

“what are we? a bunch of Americans?!” is a great strategy and I’ve been waiting for them to do this for a long time

I think this pretty much destroys the "no experience" narrative

Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life

the fascists Streisand Effecting us into a Socialist Democracy would be extremely fucking funny.

HEADLINE: Democratic Party Leadership Devastated As Bright New Path For The Future Defeats Disgraced Sexual Predator Asshole

destroyed

Fine. I wasn't going to do one, but several of you asked.

successful L on forehead loser gesture at cybertruck and he was waiting for a left so i KNOW he saw that one

welcome to 2025

Remember when David Lynch was in Gundam Wing?

anyone who offers you advice is trying to sabotage you. all of your immediate impulses are correct and you should act on them in whatever way you wish even if you think you might regret it later. what you want to do is curate a reputation as someone who is unreliable, reactive, and self-interested

1946 "We need something that has a really innocent interpretation, but you can still feel the veiled threat in retrospect. Like, we're IT. No one gets futures after us. We're blowing it all up and taking it with us, fuck the kids." "Uh...Baby Boomers?" "Perfect. Meeting adjourned."

folks. please. lets.

Mandate of Heaven for whichever white boy is willing to sound like Rashida Tlaib for once

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

With the most recent swanboy, Branson Reese dethrones the current king of making up names, who was himself already Branson Reese

I must have the amulet!

The sixth order from Grant to Sherman before his march to the sea says to steal horses/mules from wherever but discriminate against the rich bc they are usually hostile. Timeless

I dont want to spoil anything for anyone but this most recent page not only features a massive, gorgeously detailed pastiche of giallo culture, Manga art sensibilities, and better-than-Zootopia furry bait, it closes with a Bazooka Joe punchline. An unhinged maestro mocking the concept of hinges.

can’t believe Gen z is trying to cancel Mictecacihuātl the aztec god of the dead and ruler of Mictlan, the lowest level of the underworld

Actually it's really important right now that children hear "laws are made up and diy exists"

historians is it good when the robe Nobles are able to buy the positions and honors typically reserved for the sword Nobles?

When Teddy Roosevelt was called disloyal for criticizing Wilson’s conduct of WWI, he said “to announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis

Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

The road to hell is paved with hell bricks

Gov. Walz should ban masked police and hiding of badge numbers in Minnesota and alert the public that anyone obscuring their identification is a likely assassin.