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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers

submitted 8 days ago • 224 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 8 days ago • 330 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Everyday I eat salad, and every day I get salad dressing on my clothes. Not sure when I’ll learn. I felt cute regardless. 💚

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

What I have in common with conservatives: Obsessed with trans people. 😍

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Take a break and look at the sea

submitted 36 days ago • 140 comments

It’s soup day at work. I think 4 (small) bowls of soup is an appropriate stress response to Cheeto man. At least a very yummy one.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

date: I’m sorry about the sushi but your profile said “real fish person” mermaid: can we just go

submitted 40 days ago • 31 comments

#booksky What's your favorite book opening line? :)

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