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Daylight saving time: in the autumn, when the weather is cold and nasty, we are forced to relive an hour of our lives a second time; in the spring, when the weather is pleasant, an hour of our lives is taken away, never to happen. DST is existential punishment.

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I'm not hungover, I'm suffering and alement.

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It's an unseasonably warm, pre-spring day, so our sunbeam-loving #bastardcat decided he had to be outside right now right now! So where does he want to be? In the shade, of course!

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Weinersmith is stealing my schtick. My family moved to a conservative, seaside, retirement enclave when I was 11, a coupla weeks before Reagan was elected president. I characterize this as a time and place where it was a crime to be adolescent.

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I think I picked up athlete's foot somehow. I've got this spot between two toes that constantly itches. But I've still got some Monistat from when I had champagne spilled on me at a picnic & I got a yeast infection, so I figured I'd apply some on after my shower.

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Sometimes when I am petting him, my cat will randomly take a swat at me. Does he do this just to be a bastard? Is he laughing in his catly way when he does it?

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Kim Mitchell is doing a spring/summer tour and there is ONE DATE in the USA. It's in North Tonawanda, NY, outside of Buffalo. I hope he can get a visa and doesn't have to pay whatever the Canadian equivalent of coyotes (timberwolves?) are to smuggle him across Lake Ontario in a cigarette boat.

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Intelligence is knowing the sign should say "ten items or fewer." Wisdom is knowing nobody in the grocery store would understand if you tried to explain it.

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How are they both intense and not spicy? Intense with salt?

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Is there a word for a statement that is set up like a joke & fills a joke's place in conversation or writing but is acknowledgedly not humorous, containing instead only scathing and/or cynical commentary on a situation?

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I'm getting into this alt text thing, it's a place I can hide bonus jokes.

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I'm going to check Wikipedia for "List Of Fried Foods."

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Dreamed Alice Cooper turned into Murray Head.

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In the middle ages, St. Bastard's Day was removed from the liturgical calendar. Does anyone remember its traditional feast date?

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Goodwife took her monster truck in for an oil change. The garage just called me to say it is ready for pickup. Now my phone is showing me ads for auto repair shops. So my phone's web browser is tracing my phone calls?

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@gaxtastic.bsky.social

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Romance is just long-game foreplay.

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Trigger warning: politics I cannot wait until the current head of state publicly states that his wealthy patron, "is like the son I never had."

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I've thought of a really funny quip but it contains two names I have muted so I would not be able to see my own content.

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I am really craving a PB Max right now.

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Before today's conference call, was chatting with colleague about jazz. This was different, normally we talk about...

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I've seen maps of Sesame Street. It's a dead end, more of a Sesame Cul-De-Sac.

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I want to see an episode where the employees of Hooper's Store tey to unionize. Who would honor the picket line? Social discord on Sesame Street!

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Trigger warning: biological functions. I need to create a spreadsheet to track whether I really do get more phone calls while I am on the toilet rather than any other five-minute period during the day.

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It's about 45 degrees with a cold wind. I thought for a moment, "This is like Chicago weather." Then I thought again, "Who am I kidding? This is a beach day in Chicago."

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But if @bart.gov installs new fare gates at Pitt Center, nobody will be able to board at Pitt Center. ...unless someone props open the emergency gate.

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@gaxtastic.bsky.social

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The burger I had for lunch was disappointing. Can we have better burgers for dinner?

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Nevada is the plural of Nevadum.

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I have a rich inner life, and by rich I mean full of butter & sugar.

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Things are getting dire.

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Oh, good morning. Listen, will I be in your way if I just sit quietly over here and try to be left alone?

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It's worse than I thought.

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Trigger warning: subtext. My employer is all about training, because training certificates mean plausible deniability. I checked the online catalog today for new & updated content. A bunch of content is missing. All the diversity material is gone.

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The verb form of critic is critique. The verb form of pinic should be picnique.

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