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I don't think most people realize just how good a guitar player Midge Ure is. He's not flashy but he creates a lot of really interesting textures.

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Tech repairing the photocopier/printer in my office. Are they required to run an entire ream of paper through to test it? Seems like 10 pages would be enough.

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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

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I have forgotten the set up. The punchline was going to be something about "maypole syrup."

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I've got a terrible pun coming tomorrow. Block me now if you don't want to deal with it.

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First aid/CPR training. Been doing this annually for 30 years; seems like every coupla years the standards change: whether tourniquets are encouraged or discouraged; different compression to rescue breath ratio; french rescue breaths are still a harassment charge.

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I am addressing multiple equipment problems right now, which is quite frustrating and I will probably be more of an asshole than usual today while dealing with it. Such prompts me to ask, is anything designed to work the way it is designed to work? Is everything a kludge?

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Office equipment has become so complicated and customer support so useless, equipment should just have a button on the keypad or touchscreen for submitting service requests instantly without waiting on hold or a robot misunderstanding what you're asking for or losing the connection again.

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Goodwife: "That is the most deeply autistic thing you have ever said."

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If you bank at the same bank as I do, you have probably seen the commercial on the atm while your pin is being verified that celebrates furries & lets you get an atm card with your fursona on it. But..

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Just got a text message from PG&E, there is a power outage in my neighborhood. It was my new hot tub pump, wasn't it? The new heating element blew out my old pump, so I had a new pump installed, and that blew the grid for my neighborhood. It's like somebody does not want me in the hot tub.

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I need to buy more bread so I can enjoy more sandwiches.

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Eating in the hot tub is messy and not recommended, but it seems so decadent, and the most decadent food is a fried chicken sandwich.

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I need to start carrying condoms with me everywhere I go in case I'm stopped and frisked for no reason, just to waste cops' time and make them wonder. Yeah, I'm in San Francisco, not NOLA, so this law doesn't affect me, but still, we should #normalizecarryingcondoms.

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Is this an instructional video?

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I foresee a problem when the hepatitis virus keeps evolving and reaches a ninth variant. How will the epidemiologists abbreviate it? Will they just skip 𝘪 and go straight to 𝑗?

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My employer's electronic timekeeping device requires us to clock in not just with our names and employee numbers, but with a comment. I don't know why. Initially, I would just type, "Here," or "Present," or "On duty." Because it is pointless and nobody checks, I eventually switched to...

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Always the midwife, never the wife...

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Met a woman named Ghizlane today. Imagine having a name that only two people in the world have and it's that one.

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Has DC Comics given an official number to the alternate Earth the Robot Chicken tributes take place on?

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I'm gonna put Andy Gibb and Molly Hatchet on a mix CD together and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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