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What was I thinking?
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Facing a lagerjam.
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I've said for years that I was accused daily, by parents, by teachers, by preachers, by politicians, by newscasters, by sitcoms, of driving drunk, of taking drugs, of getting girls pregnant, of worshiping Satan. (3 of those things I have never done.)
It looks like Zach had the same experience.
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Peter Green was in Sledgehammer with Brian Auger, Rod Stewart and Julie Driscoll? I must have missed that album.
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Back into the shower...
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When I was putting on my socks, I noticed the smell was wrong. It was far too mineral oily for yeast cream. With a shocking bolt out of the blue, I realized I had put hemorrhoid lotion on my foot.
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I fumbled around the drawer of various medicated tubes and found what I wanted and slathered it on, rubbing in between all my toes just to be safe. Problem solved.
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I think he is literally a bastard. I do not believe his parents were married.
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...our boss logged in & said today's call was cancelled. We stayed on and talked about jazz and r&b for another 15 minutes.
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...he'd been in an r&b band in the 80s & recorded an album. I found the single & a video on Youtube, which I played for the team. Meanwhile...
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...bbq. Another colleague joined the call & our chitchat, mentioning some jazz musicians he had played with in his youth. Eventually he admitted...
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But still, jeebus crisp, let me dump in peace.
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And probably I don't remember the legion of other calls I get all effing day because they only annoy me half as much because I receive them at designated phone call time, not leave me alone for five minutes time.
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I can see how it happens at work. I'm so busy, if I am away from my desk my coworkers panic and call me, because I am the only one who knows how to put paper in the photocopier. I am the only one who puts names in my contact list so I am the only one who does not need to google them every time.
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If I have my phone with me, as soon as I sit down it rings.
If I leave my phone at my desk, as soon as I get back, I hear the voicemail chime.
It's like my mutant power is to send out a telepathic signal, "I'm dumping, call me now!"