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Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
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ADHD is fun. You go like “oh lemme look up a chicken recipe for dinner” Then 30 min later you’re on google looking up if dragons had penises, but no recipe

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Turns out Trump misread the intelligence reports from the Iran bombing… It was Pete Hegseth that was obliterated.

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I feel it's important to remind people at this juncture in time that God isn't real. It's a human creation to lay blame, control people and create entitlement. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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Apparently International law is like God and Santa Claus... It's only real if you believe in it.

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America is no longer a democracy. And Its a war mongering bad guy now. The world needs to distance themselves from them.

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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

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You had me at "this might hurt"

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Pick a lane, meat pies.

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Kudos to #Australia 3 of the 10 most livable cities in the word!!! edition.cnn.com/2025/06/16/t...

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That’s been done *gestures to every joke ever*

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Well on the bright side, my addiction to news has completely vanished.

submitted 225 days ago • 59 comments

Police Recruiters in America: Why do you think you'd be a good cop? interviewee: well I'm a fucking idiot, hostile & know nothing about the law. Recruiter: you're hired!

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Two guys were fighting outside my building. One of them yelled, “F*ck you, Jonathan,” so I opened my door and yelled, “Yeah, f*ck you, Jonathan!” They both started laughing. I’m now available for couples counseling.

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When I dropped my hash brown under the car seat this morning my heart broke into a 1000 pieces and stayed that way

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If there was a God, Israel & SpaceX would get blown... wait what?!!!

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I like this for Elon... It looks good on him.

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Everytime I gain a follower im like "did you get lost? Lets go call your parents"

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E. Jean Carroll: This is a man who wears apricot makeup, with his hair twirled around his head like Barbara Stanwyck in Ball of Fire. I was so close—I heard almost every single thing he said. The farting—you wanted to know about that? It was a silent one… sort of.

submitted 6 days ago • 493 comments

If you think I've stolen a joke from you please tell me so I can delete it and steal one from someone else

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The idea that we can "easily" overthrow the regime in Iran is a fantasy of people that have never served. Afghanistan is back in the hands of the Taliban after 20 years of slaughter. Iraq still isn't peaceful. Libya is a war zone that's been in civil war since we dropped bombs. History is screaming!

submitted 6 days ago • 941 comments

One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.

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🤣🤣

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travels back in time to murder the browser pop-up window creator

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The socks wearing version of me is not impressed with the barefoot version of me who wore these shoes last...

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karoline leavitt: [farts into the microphone for seventeen minutes] that’s a quote directly from the president

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

Finally: Beautifully clean Asbestos!

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Unlike birds, a dick in the hand is not better than 2 in the bush

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

The phrase “Wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster” has never been so relevant

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I do not understand loud and proud transphobes. if I was a creepy weirdo who was obsessed with the genitals of strangers, I would take that information to the grave.

submitted 6 days ago • 38 comments

With the powers that be trying to manufacture consent for another Middle Eastern war I think it's time we all remind them that manufacturing doesn't thrive here anymore.

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FINALLY Democrats are putting out HARD-HITTING ads. WATCH AND SHARE: #MAGAKidnappers

submitted 6 days ago • 219 comments

Fuerza responds to scenes where alleged ICE enforcement is reported. If officers are indeed with ICE, they hit record and spread the word. They also speak directly with those being detained. They are part of a growing scrappy network of volunteers protecting neighbors from ICE. bit.ly/4lgke5N

submitted 7 days ago • 369 comments

“Ask your Supreme Court Justice which medical procedure is right for you.”

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Karen Bass: "It's felt in LA like we're part of a grand experiment. How far will the public tolerate the federal government intervening and seizing power from a governor? I think it's being tried out here."

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🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

submitted 7 days ago • 816 comments

everyone has a favorite cooking utensil don’t even lie

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.

submitted 8 days ago • 1121 comments

PSA: Please spay or neuter your racists.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

How long before he starts eating or flinging his own shit?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Only villains would call empathy a toxic trait.

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

*shows up to theater with untrained dragon

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment