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Hi.

I remember when the Internet was going outside with wooden elastic-guns you bought at the city fare to play Predator-and-marines with your friends. Because your parents kicked you out of the house because it was the weekend, and told you to not come home until dinner, which was at 6.

Developing a migraine while you have a chronic cough due to upper respiratory infection is amazing. Highly recommend it.

I did 5 hours of hard yardwork today. 7 bags of waste, in addition to last weeks 4, with 4 more incoming... So many big ass trees. Self-care time with bath bomb and tequila.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Why do they call it a "funny bone"? There was nothing funny about that. :<

Is Rimworld a game devoted to those who go ass-to-mouth?

You know when massive dripping girthy throbbing gut-fucker? Like, you know?

PowerPoint can suck my ass.

Anyone have any tips for giving my cat their first ever bath? I'm worried about my flesh and blood levels.

Welp! We bought the new Mario Party. Time to test the strength of my marriage.

I hate it when a day is so busy that there's no time for dicks.

A reminder to everyone who wants to donate to hurricane recovery efforts to be diligent and alert to scams that always form in these times that try to take advantage of the good-will of others.

Aaaaaaaaand I got re-org'd and lost my awesome boss.

It's a confirmation that I'm getting old when I realized that I can't fuck the way I used to without having a messed up back for a few days after.

Yo. It's Friday. Time to look at some fat ass cocks.