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UwU and stuff or whatever. NSFW | 🔞 | CO | 🍁| https://linktr.ee/hoserwolf
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submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I remember when the Internet was going outside with wooden elastic-guns you bought at the city fare to play Predator-and-marines with your friends. Because your parents kicked you out of the house because it was the weekend, and told you to not come home until dinner, which was at 6.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Developing a migraine while you have a chronic cough due to upper respiratory infection is amazing. Highly recommend it.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I did 5 hours of hard yardwork today. 7 bags of waste, in addition to last weeks 4, with 4 more incoming... So many big ass trees. Self-care time with bath bomb and tequila.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 101 days ago • 211 comments

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they call it a "funny bone"? There was nothing funny about that. :<

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Is Rimworld a game devoted to those who go ass-to-mouth?

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 118 days ago • 119 comments

You know when massive dripping girthy throbbing gut-fucker? Like, you know?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

PowerPoint can suck my ass.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone have any tips for giving my cat their first ever bath? I'm worried about my flesh and blood levels.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Welp! We bought the new Mario Party. Time to test the strength of my marriage.

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

I hate it when a day is so busy that there's no time for dicks.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder to everyone who wants to donate to hurricane recovery efforts to be diligent and alert to scams that always form in these times that try to take advantage of the good-will of others.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaaaand I got re-org'd and lost my awesome boss.

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

It's a confirmation that I'm getting old when I realized that I can't fuck the way I used to without having a messed up back for a few days after.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Yo. It's Friday. Time to look at some fat ass cocks.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments