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whatever-die.bsky.social
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i left my yin and yang in the wash……., now its ying ;(

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"

submitted 36 days ago • 115 comments

little known fact: if you call the support hotline and order a “super duper uber” they bring a corolla that takes you straight to hell (florida)

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

planning my colleges mothers day event, call that all ma’s matter

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

i woulda moved that boulder on the third day too if i didnt have to rest for my golf tournament

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

workin on the railroad and all I do is live long day. not getting paid enough

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

forms cocoon and dissolve into crab rangoon to be reborn as a gundam villain

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

me on the way tell my girl i got plat in league, call that the path of exile

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Mineral to water ratio 75:25

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

johnny appleseed would NOT have gotten away if i was around. any copycats better watch their back

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Legate Lanius voice: can i get uhhhhhhhhhh a chocolate frosty…… ive got the keyring coupon

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

at the library straight up reading it- — - the 2007 jeep wrangler handbook

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick

submitted 41 days ago • 150 comments

The claws of ivory dig deep to relinquish the soul of its bondage, raising the tsunami of vigor

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

*at the world economic forum, sweating and shaking* I approach the mic Calm washes over me and I speak from the heart “MUSTAAAAA-“ I am shot dead as the security team finally arrives after beating my golem

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Chats down but my GPT (Grainy Photo Television ) is up

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

took her to Paris but I FELL on and OW HER Anyway my name is Tony and I’m glad to be here

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments