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im pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking, and i plan on finding out what that is. mo, 25, THEY/HE/SHE.
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fascinated by parker posey’s accent in white lotus

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what I lack in clarity of mind I make up for in something something whatever

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using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self

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secret boards on pinterest are where some reaaalll delusional shit goes down

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I don't know which insurance company to use. They're all so funny.

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got a copy of emily wilson’s translation of the odyssey from the library which i have been dying to read but unfortunately the odyssey is like really boring

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Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?

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*sign taps me

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i don't know i just want some good news for a change

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left my book and water bottle at home

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Wordle 1,340 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 my 4th guess is like not a word which is interesting

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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

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alt text: screenshot of map of the gulf of mexico and surrounding land. in the center of the water, the name reads: “Totinos Pizza Rolls Presents Gulf of America Powered by The Home Depot”

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A Delta flight appeared to have flipped over at Toronto Pearson International Airport (photo via KellieMeyerNews) simpleflying.com/breaking/del...

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I don’t mean to brag but I only cried twice at work today

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The Washington Post reportedly rejected a wraparound ad that said "Fire Elon Musk." Here it is. dankennedy.net/2025/02/17/t...

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Just like Cortés burned his boats when he reached the new land, I will be leaving my old jeans in this Walmart fitting room.

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First date idea: we get drunk and I catch you a raccoon 🦝

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I learned today that some men don't take kindly to jokes insinuating that their wives find me funnier than them

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searching “unhealthy recipes” on pinterest

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snl50 in memorandum was craaaazzyyyy 💀

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my therapist said ‘anger is a secondary emotion.’ so I keyed his car. let’s see what emotion that is

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A lot of this year’s Best Picture nominees felt like fake movies the Seinfeld gang would have gone to see

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Very disappointing that alpha males don't lick the insides of each other's mouths like real wolves do

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Libra: Keep your head up! An astounding number of you guys are going to get absolutely splattered across the pavement by huge trucks this week. Like one out of every five, it's crazy.

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7 people were here for like 4 hours and they went through a full brand new roll of toilet paper what are my friends DOING in there

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No, YOUR mom’s a megafauna

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🇫🇷 French President Macron is convening European leaders for an emergency summit in Paris on Monday. Leaders will discuss challenges posed by Trump’s approach. EU officials confirm the meeting, but the attendee list remains unclear. www.politico.eu/article/macr...

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They say Autism is a superpower, but I don't want superpowers, I want to eat cheese and never speak aloud

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If I were Cupid I probably would have upgraded to a firearm by now, but to each their own

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Hey? Before you react, let’s hear measles side.

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sexting you in the cadence of if you give a mouse a cookie

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Proctology is located in A55

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the deep sadness at the core of gollum's psyche stems from fact that his penis was far too large to fit inside the one ring

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Why would you even show up to a gun fight i know i wouldn't

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Two students challenging New Hampshire’s ban on transgender athletes on girls sports teams will also fight President Trump’s executive order, “Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports,” after a judge approved their request.

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“It’s not hard to see how quickly AI’s distortion could undermine people’s already fragile faith in facts and verified information,” Deborah Turness, CEO of BBC News and current affairs, wrote in a blog post.

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An equal percent of women protagonists dazzled on the silver screen in the top grossing films of 2024, according to two annual studies released on Tuesday. This is the first time in either study’s history that this feat has been achieved. www.instagram.com/p/DF_JaXiPwZK/

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The highly unusual ban, which Trump administration officials had threatened earlier Tuesday unless the AP changed the style on the Gulf, could have constitutional free-speech implications. https://buff.ly/3Evx7c7

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i should call her

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some of the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune should be incantations that drive the contestants mad when solved

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