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I wish we are meeting under a better bridge. Idiot, marine, engineer (not necessarily in that order) have you seen my m240?
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When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.

I want pizza

*suddenly wakes up* Holy shit just had a dream that a fucking idiot is in charge

Is it me or is it just a handful of judges are holding the republic together?

BREAKING: Judge Richard Myers rules that the N.C. Supreme Court's handling of the state supreme court election violated the U.S. Constitution. The win for Justice Riggs, a Democrat, is to be certified. Today's ruling stayed for 7 days for Judge Griffin, a Republican, to appeal "if he so chooses."

I don’t like the pick your own rental car practice but I did enjoy jumping into this Mazda 3 hatchback and the lady five steps behind me getting a Toyota Corolla lol the side eye I got 😭

This place is wild because when I searched for “bookstore” I got two Christian bookstores and one adult store 😂

Imagine commissioning into the finest military the history of the world has ever seen You lead your troops, you work hard, you go to the right schools, you impress the right people, and you even get lucky at times. You make to the rank of General only to be fired by a morning show host. Enraging.

Square root days happen only a few times in a century, and the man who brought the day fame is celebrating his sixth one.

Cleared security at DCA in 4 minutes. Now I’m sitting here like an idiot because I forgot my book

@marc.cryptgenkey.zip nice job on the half marathon!

I just packed for a four day work trip in 15 minutes! I’m so efficient

Rainbow over DC!!!! Rainbow over DC!!!

It’s a brutal time for young men. They have watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. This is their dream; this is their nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.

I wouldn’t ask you to do anything that I wouldn’t do so I followed myself first using my alt account

I’m mad that I have this mental image that seaweed is this exotic food but it’s actually just ocean grass😤

omgggg www.404media.co/the-signal-c...

Ashley Babbit's family is poised to recieve 30 million dollars (from tax payers) thanks to the Dept of Justice... Mrs Sicknick just wanted a phone call and the people who assaulted her son Brian held accountable.

The key is to get them when the account is new. And when they are popular they are too embarrassed to unfollow you

New business idea: Jakob and I are going to train a race horse and win this derby thing. The horse’s name will be Ninth General Order

Why does the horse have a rider???

Less four months from “get ready for new golden age everyone’s gonna be rich” to “shut your damn mouth why are your expectations so unrealistic?”