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I wish we are meeting under a better bridge. Idiot, marine, engineer (not necessarily in that order) have you seen my m240?
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1. I fly like paper, get high like planes 2. If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name 3. If you come around here, I make 'em all day 4. I get one done in a second if you wait 5. Sometimes I think sittin' on trains Every stop I get to, I'm clocking that game

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1. Pitch Perfect 1 with Anna Kendrick 2. Pitch Perfect 2 with Anna Kendrick 3. Pitch Perfect 3 with Anna Kendrick 4. Stowaway with Anna Kendrick 5. A Simple Favor, also with Anna Kendrick

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If you don’t have lemon juice and honey for your evening tea you can use lemon-lime Gatorade powder. You are welcome

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Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of why tail numbers 86-0005 is Non-mission capable Please do not send any maintenance terminologies, I’m an engineer and I don’t understand them Failure to reply means I’m now a test pilot, please leave the keys in the aircraft

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Consistent with the mayor of blue sky's instructions, all DOGE employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what actual authority they have to direct the entire federal workforce. Failure to respond will be taken as a agreement that Elon will give me $10 billion.

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I don’t know how many tens of thousands of hours the federal government is spending trying to clarify and answering questions about these doge emails but that cost should be tabulated and reported as government waste

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Grimes and the other lady should just tweet “failure to respond to your child’s mother will be taken as your waiving your parental rights.”

submitted 6 hours ago • 12 comments

Just so everybody is clear on Republican priorities: We put up an amendment to make sure nobody making over $500 million gets a tax cut. Republicans voted against it.

submitted 1 day ago • 75 comments

trans women will be raped to death. they know this will happen. this is a crucial part of the steps to our genocide.

submitted 11 hours ago • 40 comments

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

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Too fucking late now you fucker

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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

submitted 12 hours ago • 44 comments

Maybe you were fired from your job as a federal employee or you are struggling to put food on the table or to afford a staple like eggs. DO NOT WORRY Trump has a clear plan to help, including (checks notes) spending $200 million in taxpayer dollars to thank HIMSELF. #WTF apple.news/AOTemmT96Q1u...

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*January 19, 2029. In an underground cell of the newly constructed RFK gladiator complex* Me: it’s my last meal! I want a fucking egg! Guard: No pronouns, but omeletting this slide

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when I was younger I thought the subplot of Ender’s Game in which Ender’s siblings shitpost themselves into running the world was the least realistic part of the book I am coming around to the idea that it was by far the most realistic

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I guess she should have commanded three CSGs. Just kidding — nothing will ever be good enough.

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In my dream I had to travel through my college campus to get to my destination. and of course the engineering building was a maze, somehow I got stopped and was told to take a test. I don’t know what this means but I should go back and burn everything down

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Another night of weird dreams 😭😭😭

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

For no reason in particular, I thought I should share this again. thestrategybridge.org/the-bridge/2...

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For no reason in particular, I thought I should share this again. thestrategybridge.org/the-bridge/2...

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Hey hey if you use patreon through the apple app...uh stop doing that. Go through the browser instead. They're about to hork a huge percentage of your money from your creative pals otherwise.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Is “i drank enough coffee to make a horse pee” a saying? Because I just said it

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“I’m in West Virginia — My insulin went from $6 to $80”

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