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I wish we are meeting under a better bridge. Idiot, marine, engineer (not necessarily in that order) have you seen my m240?
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That’s some insane logic there to work though lol
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I’m calling the bank
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Too far. I agree. Sorry
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I’m NOT at my place. Smarty pants
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Everything is going great
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Then my joke doesn’t hurt as much 😭
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lol officers are easily fooled
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You can’t use the bathroom until you’re done. There, that’s your motivation
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You know I like a technicality
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promise to find José Kelly but accidentally discovered Joe Kelly
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What do you mean discovered? Was Joe Kelly not know to the western world before?! lol
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I’m going to try to swim, because there aren’t good running routes by the hotel
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He has the concept of a deal
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Yes. Pitch Perfect with Anna Kendrick
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Exactly
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Was that a rhetorical question
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It really is. My fault for the confusion
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Lmaoooo
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🥴🥴🥴
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That’s smart. I should learn from that
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Okay I have decided that was very hurtful 😤did Jakob pay you to say that???
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Y’all can read?!
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At the ends of the rainbow are two unisex bathrooms
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Wait a minute did you think I would think myself as “desperately single and sad” lmaooo wtf
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Oh I know. I don’t know what the upside down face is about.
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lol 🙃
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I ate a lot French onion soup when I went out in college because it’s cheap and it’s “French” lmaoooo
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What kind of soup?👀