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Micro dosing joy daily, because throat-punching asshats is frowned upon.
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Conservatives are all torn up watching their two daddies fight over who is prettier. Happy Pride month!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🩵🤍

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Birdwatching in NYC! @dailybeanspod.com @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social

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Along with publicly sharing classified information, Hegseth is also running the military with his family members

submitted 72 days ago • 156 comments

True.

submitted 146 days ago • 659 comments

Would you kiss trump’s ass? I bet Carrie Underwood.

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PINO Trump - President In Name Only

submitted 168 days ago • 176 comments

new logo for X just dropped

submitted 169 days ago • 131 comments

MERRY CHRISTMAS 😁 🎄

submitted 169 days ago • 314 comments

You don’t have to say Elon “won’t be president” if you’re not worried as fuck that Elon is gonna be president.

submitted 168 days ago • 268 comments

Public service announcement.

submitted 169 days ago • 1139 comments

The GOP Nativity scene: No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.

submitted 168 days ago • 1026 comments

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When making a MAGA cabinet, it's very important to strike a careful balance between billionaires, sex criminals, Russian assets, anti-vaxxers, and just plain unpleasant people.

submitted 190 days ago • 194 comments

When your own mom calls you out as a misogynistic narcissist.

submitted 191 days ago • 23 comments

I’m not calling that asshole felon rapist traitor “President-elect.” Fuck him.

submitted 203 days ago • 1524 comments

Funny how for being a ‘man of God, Mike Johnson has no problem protecting rapists and child sex traffickers.

submitted 205 days ago • 51 comments

Fuck this guy. May he get all that’s coming to him. www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-2...

submitted 206 days ago • 371 comments

Is John Fugelsang in the Bluesky house?

submitted 207 days ago • 18 comments

For a daily dose of joy, www.instagram.com/richardscarr...

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Quality time with a jar of pickles is self-care! #RichardScarry has never steered me wrong!

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@theonion.com is an goddamned national treasure! Thank you. ♥️🧅

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