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Micro dosing joy daily, because throat-punching asshats is frowned upon.
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
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Conservative are so conflicted because their daddies are fighting. Happy Pride!🌈
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It comes with crayons.
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You are too kind.
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The raw sewerage removed itself for fear of being infected with RJF Jr.
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How is this legal?!?
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Because Kegseth hates drinking alone.
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He mentioned in his announcement that she was the first family whatever. Doesn’t that mean she’s a DEI hire? Or does her being a DUI hire cancel out that she’s a chick?
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She was chosen because Kegseth hates to drink alone.
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It’s as if someone took Leon’s own chainsaw to Tesla stock. Boohoohoo.
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Stock note to self: Sell Tesla. Buy heavy on Orville Redenbacher!🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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The hair pulling is going to be epic!
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That's a thought. Maybe I'll try to update it.
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LOLZ! Like you have any SAY about it, you ignoramus!
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He really is dumber than a box of rocks.
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Captain Pleather Cameltoe from the Isle of Incel reporting for duty!
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And your proof is where?
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I’m certain at least several million of those travelers are the “But the price of eggs…” clowns. 🐓✈️
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People always say that “Jesus saves”. Apparently it’s to support Mikey.
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He gets a weekly allowance from Orange Daddy.
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The Queen welcomes you.