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lower any expectations you might have had. I choose not to attempt to meet them.
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best part of the day so far has been teaching @mxmaxwellmusic.bsky.social how to uwu

This needs as much coverage as protests or ICE raids. Los Angelenos FTW. ❤️🙌

while i never want to be the reason someone loses a job there are some people i simply never want to interact with ever again

Happy Pride

BUT WHY

watching satc for the first time to try and see what i missed out on and HOLY SHIT carrie and big are toxic assholes, i CANNOT believe she has the nerve to bully aidan to allow big in his house. like holy gotdamn the two of them did the world a favor taking each other out of circulation.

Damn hope they got a screenshot

the kicker? she's posted in the past about others stealing her work 😒 the hypocrisy, the absolute HYPOCRISY

there's a YT historian i follow(ed) whose dedication to sources and verifiable information i appreciated. she recently posted a video using AI and said she "had" to use it bc of limited period images. HAD. and is complaining about how she shouldn't have disclosed it bc no one would have noticed 😡

So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.

more of this, except now it's some shit brained assholes down the street having a rager at 2 am on a fuckin wednesday

I despise being awake when I want so badly to be asleep.

I kinda wanna spend my time rebuying the animorphs series.

it's the absolute pits when I'm enjoying a novel and then there's a line that just absolutely blasts me out of the narrative.

took my mom to get our nails done, which she hasn't done since my wedding. trying to enjoy the small luxuries in between the deluges of horror.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

As a lot of people are migrating here (hi!) please remember our first rule, we do not engage with trolls, we don't dunk, we don't share to troll back, we block to oblivion. This place has the most powerful block, use it. They'll leave by themself if nobody answer.

I don't disagree, but... dumplings predate sandwiches, so are sandwiches (and other associated items mentioned) actually just a form of dumpling?

midnight and about 8 hours later. snow in Florida. it's a real nice change of pace to witness a historical event that's a little magical and nice, and not a catastrophe or an atrocity.

Florida hasn't seen this kind of snow since sabertooth cats and wooly mammoths called Wakulla Springs home. This is wild.

snow really does kinda crunch when you walk on it. this is wild.

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

there's a lot of reason to be jealous of dogs, but as I sit here -a Floridian awaiting a projected 7 inches of snow- I'm even more envious than usual.

This is worse than just shutting it down. Enshittified.

something very sweet about xiaohongshu: chinese kids learn english in school and, at least for the demographic on xhs, they often practiced by writing faux pen pal letters to Li Hua, a fictional american, in english now americans are writing back. everybody’s crying.

Okay I've figured out what my alt right grift would be: cooking bacon without a shirt on is super cool and makes you tougher by exposing your torso to "Microburns" that stimulate the nervous system. It's got everything. Consumption of meat, medical bullshit babble, ample opportunity for merchandise

Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary

This is Donald Trump signing his name on the stimulus checks he fought against all over again 💀

Boss made a dollar, Grandad made a dime. But that was a poem From a simpler time. Boss made a thousand, Gave my Dad a cent. But that coin paid the mortgage, Or at least it paid the rent. Now bosses make a billion, And give us workers jack. Then smugly blame society, For the labor that they lack.

my mother has offered to buy us a new fridge down the line and the sheer number with built in tablets and software is insane. I want a stupid house. I want the dumbest fucking house on the block.

NYE used to be a garbo holiday for me, as an introverted homebody. but when my spouse and I got together, it was the one holiday that had no family obligations on either side. so we could spend it together, with simple cheese boards and movies at home. 15 years later and here we are.

the answer is misogyny* but that doesn't look good in the profile emoji stack. *it's also transphobia, but they're always madder at being (correctly) pinned as misogynistic bc at the end of the day, we know that human rights are to resist dems what the unborn are to the gop.

something about the "elonia" discourse that resisters never answer and it irritates: why is his position as a man so sacrosanct that he must be stripped of that status before he can be safely ridiculed? why must he be "reduced" to a woman first? why is the joke funnier if he's no longer masculine?

Every December, I hope my new year’s hyperfixation is something cheap like “wall sit ups” or “books” and instead I learn way too much about niche french perfume houses so please help me manifest a 2025 of getting really into like, “very good sticks”

anyway, on a nicer note, I just bought so much fuckin cheese and I am so excited to eat the fuckin hell out of it.

unsure how I was supposed to take any of what was said in any way other than hostile?