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submitted 3 days ago • 88 comments

Of course there are reasons we don't let one person decide what government spending is and isn't legitimate, and chief among them is that this person could be someone who hasn't had a normal life in 30 years. This guy wouldn't know what to do in a grocery store, he's basically an alien

submitted 7 days ago • 64 comments

Mike Pence texting JD Vance today

submitted 13 days ago • 122 comments

Me, watching every horror movie nowadays: "Is this not scary?" "Am I dead inside?"

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

I’d say probably more like Joffrey Baratheon

submitted 15 days ago • 142 comments

It doesn't help that he calls executive orders "Proclamations."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

One of the many thousand things I wonder is why is it such a question about whether what’s going on is legal? Red team is basically running roughshod and Blue team is sitting their stroking their beards and wondering. As though we needed a picture in the dictionary next to impotence.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

submitted 30 days ago • 481 comments

Let’s hope the character limit goes away eventually. If this platform is where GenX is going to retire, we…we’re WORDY.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like resurrecting the movie The Madness of King George might be worth some time. Not as a source of hope (since it has a redemption ending), but more as a guide for what to look for.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

submitted 36 days ago • 2673 comments

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

submitted 36 days ago • 19 comments

On TikTok right now. Working fine for me. Don't know what you guys are talking about. Watching the livestream of the Amulet That Contains All Answers. Can't believe you all are missing this, tbh, I no longer contain earthly problems.

submitted 36 days ago • 203 comments