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I’m at the conclave. I’m at the CVS. I’m at the combination conclave and CVS

need me a Mark S. type of lover

The chickadee outside my window this morning: “ITS SPRING!” ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.

i am a week from graduation quick people tell me i’m the smartest boy

I now believe that some of my problems in later life are due to food dye in the heroin I was consuming for 20 years. by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Opinion | That four-year-old cancer victim is no angel.

when i take my sleeping meds i don’t do anything bad, just weird. last night i spent an hour on the phone w a friend bragging about my successful ancient copper smelting yesterday, insisting that was all we talked about before i just passed out

why are we putting our full legal names on tinder? like have you never heard of internet safety my guy???

It was never just about schools, it was never just about libraries, and it isn't actually about the books. It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse. www.chron.com/politics/art...

just smelted copper and i learned there is beauty in creation

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

Tesla stock rises on news that its profits only went down by 70%

Inflation is worse than ever under Trump. But the inflation vibes feel good.

no one ever look at how many apps i leave running in the background at any given time

Pope Francis, first Latin American pontiff, has died at 88.

STOP PUTTING ONLY GROUP PICS ON DATING APPS!!! WHICH ONE IS YOU OHMYGODDDDD

no other land, now an oscar-winning documentary on palestine, still doesn’t have u.s. distribution

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

the potus showed a complete lack of decorum today at the white house. he as good as spit in the face of pres. zelenskyy, all while sucking putins dick

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

i do love a pair of idiots who make each other worse

my life is a series of oscillations between discussing the importance of the open science movement and yapping about my current yaoi faves

We wanted to know what the average Black person thinks of Donald Trump. So we asked the communications director of the Houston Young Republicans, who grew up in a mixed race family in a majority white Long Island suburb.

my cat just yelled at me to give him room to sit next to me, this guy melts my heart

Imagine being 24-0 at half and that’s not even the biggest blowout on Super Bowl Sunday.

Sam Jackson as Uncle Sam was fucking inspired!! #Superbowl

man i wrote run on sentences

maybe now is not the best time to end the filibuster. i want some democrat in congress to read the entirety of lotr including the appendices and the silmarillion to slow the nonsense of the MAGA party bc that would be objectively hilarious

"Stop the Coup!" Scene at Treasury.

successfully romanced aerith gainsborough!!! i don’t care that it’s doomed i don’t care she’s perfect to meeeeeee

went to a job interview yesterday and sent my friends a pic of my outfit. one responded “m-mommy?” and i almost burned the clothes

Opinion | If it doesn't affect me personally, can it really be called fascism? by Bret Stephens

Is the Supreme Court majority owned by Musk or by boutique single-digit billionaires? To find out, we asked J.D. Vance and Amy Chua for a tutorial in decoding the footnotes of coming decisions.”

cretaceous vomit has been found in denmark! even back then, hot girls had stomach problems

Joe Biden has plenty of time now. But he's still not doing press conferences.

i am nonbinary but when people talk about “feminine rage”, its like someone reached into my soul and set it on fire because i am underestimated, i am talked over, i am accused of being emotional, my pain matters less to the world. i am at the intersection of womanhood and genderfluidity

cloud strife reminds me so much of me when i was 21: moody, quiet, and carrying around the biggest sword ever

I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE CLOUD STRIFE!!!

in chapter 10 of final fantasy vii rebirth and convinced the devs were on acid during this part bc what the fuck kinda story diversion

i’m the funniest person i know in my own head

Times like this reveal everyone's character. Never forget the people who giddily collaborated with fascists. Also, never forget the people who would rather die than bend the knee.

I just learned that it’s spelled Colombia, not Columbia. Here are my thoughts on why it’s the perfect country for Trump’s first big trade war. 1/43…

my favorite play and my favorite characters from lotr… i need it

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests