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Escaped from The Bad Place with a Labrador and a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk From the 96% of the world that isn't the USA.
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You just don't get enough songs about knocking one out over someone these days

I am still ill. It's definitely flu and it definitely fucking sucks. For some reason, I have a man here who is still looking after me. What a wally.

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian.

I am watching American Psycho for the first time (only 25 years behind...) and why can no one spell 'acquisitions' correctly?

I had a lovely trip to the coast planned for tomorrow so of course it's now raining and I have flu. I'm taking it all very personally!

I'm wondering whether alcohol on top of flu will help or kill me. Obviously I'm well aware of the answer but you know.

Why are eggs so expensive in America? Do you guys not have enough chickens?

I honestly haven't felt this shit in so long. Thank goodness for girl child who has looked after me today (and ensured she and her brother were fed), and for my friend Sarah who took the kids out to the park so I could sleep. And no thank you at all to this stupid dog who has no chill x

Well I know what I'm doing this weekend

Hey Luigi!

Weird French guy is back. I'm not sure what he's trying to get at here but of all the things you can try and make me feel bad about, my weight as shown on a fish eye lens isn't one of them. I literally shared these photos myself 🤷🏼‍♀️ It must be really fucking frustrating to him that I don't care x

I'm ILL. I DON'T LIKE IT.

Purple Connections acting like we’re a cute little curiosity in the zoo, I see.

My 11 year old just made me a cocktail. My almost 10 year old son got trapped in a bean bag. They are not the same.

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

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