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I was born at a very young age. I'm older than that now. Paul McCartney once told me never to name drop.
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This is TERRIFYING. The NWS & NOAA have already been notoriously understaffed in recent years. But now they want to close down the two major locations for running models and collecting & interpreting radar data. NO HYPERBOLE: SHUTTING DOWN THESE NWS OFFICES WILL KILL PEOPLE.

I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

RFK JR on Measles Outbreaks just now: "It is not unusual. There are measles outbreaks every year." It is actually very unusual. This is the first Measles death in the US in 10 years.

"Amazon deliveries." This is Jason Calacanis, a venture capitalist & prominent Musk toady. And he does not know a big percentage of Amazon deliveries are made by the USPS. I will never get over how stupid the people at the top of US society are.

"I think there's real risk of a generation or more of data being lost." - Dr. Michael Greicius, neurology professor at Stanford University, on the damage Trump's cuts to NIH research will do to progress on a treatment for Alzheimer's disease, adding as much as 20 years to the timeline.

On Friday night, HHS ordered CDC to take down all flu vaccine campaign materials from its website. Materials are starting to come down. For example, a campaign explaining that flu shot can reduce flu severity from "wild to mild" is now offline. Left image is from Friday, right is now Meanwhile...

Nothing to see here

Twitter is evil. Get off if you possibly can, friends.

"Skinny Legs and All" was published my senior year in high school. That book completely changed how I viewed the world. 35yrs later, I still re-read it every other year or so.

Reminder: behind every brand social media account is a real person. And behind that person is a legal department saying "Please don't post that”

Why is the media like this?

I see no way to stop this so now I’m just wondering if we shouldn’t be flooding the space with useful nonsense: Supporting universal healthcare makes your dick bigger. The fastest way to grow your wealth is prison abolition. Alpha grind mindset means gym, protein maxing and reversing Citizens United

People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random. Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea

The state of media for Americans is so completely broken

In his 1792 tract “The Rights of Man, Part 2,” Thomas Paine proposed a graduated tax in which the top marginal tax rate would be 100%. He pegged that top income at £20,000 per year. That would be roughly $4 million in today’s money.

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

Solid point.

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

Kids go running for the rich taste of Gamera.

A reminder that just because a policy is popular doesn't make it right.

On this day in 1988, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" debuted on KTMA-TV in Minneapolis. MST3K's first eppy covered "Invaders from the Deep."

If you're singing in public for any reason and not replacing 'eyes' with 'thighs' in the lyrics, you're just wasting everyone's time.

no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta

Doesn't ring a bell. But add it so the alien loves to eat cats and that's a show I would watch.

There are few sports situations I love watching more than NFL in the snow.

📺On November 17, 1973, 'Schoolhouse Rock's' 'Conjunction Junction' first aired on ABC

A 5-year-old stomped into a restaurant in a princess dress, held up her arms and shouted "I'M HERE." I just hired her to be my life coach.

Vaccines work—thread:

If you want an idea of how crazy RFK Jr. really is, give this a read. If he’s n charge of HHS, the nation will be in peril. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Introduce yourself as a TV character

Gonna start a cheesy 70's yacht rock cover band - but we all wear animal costumes. Gonna call it Furry Manilow. Who's with me?

Hark, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is totes adorbs. - Trevor Shakespeare

There should be a Pulitzer for satire www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...

In 2005, a Jewish family was forced to flee their home after challenging their local school's policy of requiring Christian prayer. A young conservative lawyer named Mike Johnson decried the family as working for "the enemy" attempting to "silence the gospel" through "spiritual warfare"