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Just trying to spread some positivity. Perpetually “almost a doctor” in microbial ecology/evolution🫡👨🏻‍🔬🌈 biologist, powerlifter(287 lb natty), gaymer, all around big goofy guy. he/him Your favorite beef’s favorite beef.
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The dichotomy of Bluesky:

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I am SO glad I seem to surround myself with people on a fitness journey/bodybuilding journey etc that aren’t transphobic or just also straight up pieces of shit.

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Bring home Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

submitted 1 day ago • 145 comments

I’m trying to remain silly and goofy but we’re fr past a constitutional crisis at this point and it’s so fucking gut wrenching to watch

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Quote this with your whole gut out because not everyone has a v-line.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Re: Dire wolf/“de-extinction” Please watch this great video Hank made. As a biologist, I say it sums things up very well for those who haven’t studied biology/genetics/etc. Spoiler alert: they didn’t de-extinct a species… they created something new and called it a dire wolf because marketing.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, guy in car next to me, I am scream-singing “My Immortal” by Evanescence, and I kindly thank you for minding your own damn business 🫡😭

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Adventures of a plant gay pt. 577. We got yet another pitcher plant (I’ll keep this one alive this time I swear), debated on a Thai constellation AGAIN, and got to see a pretty kitty. 10/10 win for self care Saturday.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Nice shoulder workout and NOW IM GOING PLANT SHOPPING AHHHHHHHH! Plant gays, assemble 🌱🪴🌾🌺🪷

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Help me lift heavier, $7 wrist straps… HELP ME LIFT HEAVIER 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Guy: Flirts with me in a very obvious way to everyone but me. Me: “wow, that guy is really nice!” *goes about my business oblivious because I won’t get it unless I have a clear flat out fucking spoiler*

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

-> The graduate school to OnlyFans pipeline… 👀

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Are you guys mad at me or do you love me? there is no in between btw

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Chest/triceps treated me very well today. 😏💪🏼

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

When it comes to lifting… genetics, proportions, privilege, etc. really make it difficult to compare yourself to anyone else. It’s important to document your progress well and often, because the only one you can truly compare to is you. Don’t hurt your own feelings or demotivate yourself like this.😘

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna frow up, brb

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

I'm actually very political. I don't post as much because I worry if I start I won't stop, because this country is a fucking cesspool of puritanical conservative nonsense that needs to me removed from this planet.

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Leggies

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

World is going to absolute shit but I PR’d on leg press with 828lbs I guess

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Another day questioning why I EVER thought being a scientist was a good idea

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

At practice on Thursday I literally could not kick the ball. I have now successfully kicked it. It still needs some work tbh… but it went in the air so PROGRESS!

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

He’s really the biggest piece of dogshit

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments