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Lover and hobbyist composer of Orchestral music and orchestration, also a lover of music theory and history. Fiction nerd, mostly horror and sci fi in all forms, just looking for good chats
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Maybe if we all concentrate really hard at the same time, both their heads will explode like in Scanners

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

do you take me for a fool.

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

realizing Mr Cait will also scritch his ears

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REMINDER I fully believe in the US a public mask ban will eventually go into place. SO if you have access to an MD, get a doctor's note for a mask. It will be extremely helpful to have one dated from BEFORE that goes into affect. Let's hope I'm wrong.

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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 5 days ago • 2372 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 6 days ago • 617 comments

The official White House “Make America Healthy” again plan.

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

You know that dumb theory that we are all in a simulation? I sometimes wonder if i am in the imbedded add to upgrade to premium for $9.99 or your simulation will just be this.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The safeword is Barnacle and my kinks are being called Leftist, Libtard, Woke and Clive Owen

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to start making maps of my real life on grid paper like I used to do for RPGs.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Being a parent is just being an Oracle no one listens to. "Better put that away so the cats don't get it" "That's going to fall off the edge of the table" "Someone's going to step on that and break it"

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Quitting should be renamed "firing your boss"

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

On the one hand it sucks when Sunday is your Friday, as you are cracking into a beer while everyone has to work tomorrow. On the other hand, you are cracking into a beer and everyone else has to work tomorrow.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If Axe body spray contained anti-psychotic drugs violent crimes would be reduced by an invented amount.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Torment Nexus' fault!

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I am a little scared Trump will impose a tariff on Canada's biggest export....sexy bearded lumberjacks.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 9 days ago • 1910 comments

Woof

submitted 10 days ago • 367 comments

Let's get real.

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When you go to a gallery and discover you've not aged in 430 years...

submitted 1836 days ago • 2 comments

omg why are these so awesome?!?! just pure joy 💚

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Activating Stealth mode: Talks to myself only quieter

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Life is beating the crap out of everyone and we can't see the bruises on each other. We all deserve better out of this party we are throwing for each other.

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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 11 days ago • 1248 comments

Well I received some sad news today, so I will be experimenting on the effects of emptying beers can and the impact on sadness.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment