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whitecrow101.bsky.social
Recent Twitter transplant. 30, she/her, total lez. TERFs do not interact, trans rights are human rights
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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

Dems would get much more traction finding and promoting people saying what they know and experience. What has more impact, This man speaking his mind or the Dems speaking “in unison “ ?

There is an emerging conventional wisdom that resistance to Trump went too far and I am going to lose my mind. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/01/19/o...

yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

It’s time for Spirit Halloween to do the funniest shit ever #tiktok #spirithalloween #tiktokban

this especially pisses me off because big j's (very good) video is not clowning on kid movies for laughs, he takes them seriously & clearly loves a lot of things about them, & he is consistently critical of the ones that don't respect their own kid audiences

Taurnado

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot: A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids

merychippus everyone

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

when i was a kid there was a commercial for Joe's Crab Shack using the song "simply irresistible" with the lyrics changed to "shrimply irresistible" and im not exaggerating when i say i think about it almost every day of my life. i've never been able to find it but i know it existed and it haunts me

Managed to enrage and baffle @matthewkrol.nebula.tv last night by wishing him a Skibidi Rizzmas

this powerpuff comic panel still resonates with me.

i have plenty of thoughts on why it matters that this is an illegal order but here i’ll just comment that i think liberals who throw their hands up and say “it doesn’t matter” have self lobotomized themselves into thinking that trump is god king of america

Chappel Ronin...your favorite samurai's favorite samurai

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

inside me there are two wolves

That is an incredibly fun fact.

An audiotape of Jeffrey Epstein stating that he was Donald Trump’s best friend for a decade didn’t even get 12 full hours of media coverage. Just something to think about as we enter day 3 of Hunter pardon clickbait.

Today marks 9 years since I became The Drift King back in college, and it should be a National Holiday. Happy Drift King Day 👑

Kash Patel apparently runs a "America First" clothing line. "Tired of seeing your money go overseas?" reads a product page. "Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People t-shirt." Shirt appears to be made on Next Level blanks ... which are made in Central America and Haiti.

has bonsly always had that

The main difference between Wicked the stage musical and Wicked the movie is that in the stage musical it’s obvious that Glinda is a lesbian and Elphaba is a bisexual woman. In the movie it’s the other way around

👇 this is exactly where I am at.

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.

More men need to tell us they've never been a fan of The Beatles. It shows an independence of thought but also profound intellectual insight; a refusal to run with the herd. I especially like to see it in response to someone expressing their love of the group. It's outspoken, contrary and brave.

I haven't seen anyone point this out yet among the many dunks on this, but: being on Twitter doesn't make you more understanding of the "other side," it makes you less. It was designed to boost the dumbest, least sympathetic version of your enemies into your eyeline. That doesn't promote dialogue.

Shout out to bill barr for keeping all of this shit to himself so he can stick it in a book for later, regardless of how much it fucked up the entire country. Fuck you.🖕

THE FEDERAL DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SHOULD NOT BE RUN BY A MAN WHO DROPS TURKEYS INTO A DEEP FRYER WHILE BAREFOOT. NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO VACCINE OVERSIGHT POWERS.

Fortnite if it was good #metroid #clipstudiopaint #artistonbluesky

RFK Jr. is a fraud. Always has been.

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

his name is gay sex look him up

Saturday Sounds 💿 If there’d never been a Beatles it’s likely that this would be the greatest album of all time Rumours by Fleetwood Mac Far too good 🔥

This is pretty funny.

Sock puppet Anime pfp accounts doing a decades long mass propaganda psychological operation to get anime banned.

This ~ 💯%

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.